Apparently, John Kerry is (ahem) the most liberal Senator and John Edwards is (ahem) the fourth most liberal Senator.

You don’t say?

They are (ahem) that far outside the mainstream political spectrum.

And (ahem) the Mainstream Media (ahem) isn’t doing its job exposing this to little fact to the public.

Sad, really.

Why, this is the most liberal Presidential ticket ever. More Liberal than a Teddy Kennedy / Hillary Clinton ticket would be.

Kerry could have picked an Evan Bayh to balance the ticket out, but he had to pick someone as liberal as he is!* That shows something!

Also, Kerry did a giant flip-flop because, you see, he said some not-nice things about Edwards during the primary season.

Coined the term “Voo-doo Economics”, I hear…

All found at http://www.kerrypicksedwards.com/…

Also found with the URLs:
www.kerrypicksgephardt.com,
www.kerrypicksvilsack.com, www.kerrypicksbayh.com…

You know, McCain was Kerry’s first pick anyways…

* Newt Gingrich said that. Curious, since the RNC evidentally had their “Real Dirt on Bayh” website ready to go… where, I imagine, they’d call him a “Liberal that Hides It”, or whatever

Two Johns.

I chimed in with my entry announcing John Kerry’s decision that John Edwards was his running mate pick before Drudge did, and before any blogs that I can see came in with the news. Before it was on Yahoo’s news site.

But , it was after it slipped out on an Aviation message board. And after the New York Post published the news… although, I have the advantage over the NY Post of having been right.

It was probably the only decision that makes any sense. The Democratic Party has a batch of seats in the South that they need to defend, and thus its imperative that they represent themselves well down there.

As for myself? Well, I’m having difficulty getting past a damning speech from early on his career which came across as a bit sacrimonious.

I forgot one song in my list of songs frequently mistaken as greeting-card patriotic songs… Toby Kieth’s “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue”.

Yeah, at first, second, and third blush, the song sounds like a horrifying red-neck anthem of rampant jingoistic fury…

American girls and American guys will always stand up and salute;
Will always recognize
When we see ol’ glory flying,
There’s a lot of men dead,
So we can sleep in peace at night when we lay down our head.

Of the Red, White and Blue..
Of my Red, White and Blue…

But we all tend to leave out a verse of the song…

Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done.
Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It’s easy.
There’s nothing you can make that can’t be made.
No one you can save that can’t be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It’s easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
There’s nothing you can know that isn’t known.
Nothing you can see that isn’t shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be.
It’s easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

It throws the song in a whole different light.

The RNC recently released, on its website, a political ad entitled “It’s not a time for Pessimism and Rage” which sticks Al Gore, Dick Gephardt, and Howard Dean footage next to footage of Adolf Hitler.

Their reasoning being that the Adolf Hitler footage came from a Moveon.org advertisement. An open Contest, mind you. Shown more prominently and longer on the RNC website than on Moveon.org’s website, mind you.

John Kerry speaks out: “I don’t think it’s appropriate.” The RNC responds: “Are you going to denounce Al Gore’s, Dick Gephardt’s and Howard Dean’s speeches?”

Those wry figureheads of the RNC…

I’m pondering something, though. Suppose a presidential candidate comes around that promises the extermination of the Jews.

The opposing candidate then makes a comparison of this candidate to Hitler.

Now, say, hypothetically, that this candidate says “You can’t make Hitler comparisons too lightly.”

Hypothetically… wouldn’t that be a curious situation?

Another weird item that has been tossed into the memory hole…

This is the flag that was “replaced” last April:

The flag that replaced it… tear out the colors that spell out Arabic pride, and put it in the model of Israel’s flag… you will recall that it didn’t go over too well:

And so, on June 28, the US handed over psuedo-sovreignty to Iraq’s newly created interim government. And what flag stood there?

The old one.

We could have, you know, created a flag in the model of the old British Empire mode… a small symbol of the American flag in the corner, with…

Never mind.

Everything Anybody Needs to Know About Civilization

I was chagrained when my English teacher returned my journal with the comment “Many dates and Messages are Meaningless. I found this message curious.

That is the context, and the reason why I wrote … the following… down.:

…..
Everything Anybody Needs to Know About Civilization

Civilization is rooted in mankind’s desire to set up systems. Indeed, the history of civilization can be tracked back to the first time a homo-whatever began to plan out a system of finding oversized club things tokill large animals and knock down mates with.
…

Where Civilization Went Awry

Mankind, as monkey-oids, found a great void in their beings and began to wonder what was the point. They attempted to solve their problems of alienation by unleasing their feelings through three outlets: Religion, Art, and Brute Force.

Religion sort of conflicted with the other two outlets, and with itself.

Brute force caused much property damage. And people started finding it difficult to justify it. It felt like all it was was “boom boom.” But an idea struck someone: Let’s fight over religion!

Meanwhile, art lead to architecture, and the creation of the wheel.

………

at any rate, many of the artists discovered that by prostituting their art, they could become god-like in the eyes of many people. So we arrived at talentless rock bands and movie stars, most novelists, and that “Dogs Playing Poker” painter. Some stayed “pure”, but ended up in poverty, etc.

People began trading leaves for useful commodities. The idea sprung up, caught on, and before anyone knew it the leaves and their abstract value were more valuable than the commodities themselves. Before we knew it, the leaves were replaced with shiny rocks. Money somehow worked because everyone got it into their heads that it would work. Later on, Aspirin would have the same effect on the species.

…

So civilization has been on the decline since the ancient Greeks, and more precisely the period of that philosophical nut and that guy who discovered comedy and whosit– the man who found out why boats float…

An all instrusive government developed. The leaders (who had convinced the subjects that they were Gods) realized the full extent of their powers and wielded it to build really neat stuff whilst lying on their fat butts.

….

Now we get to the Roman Empire… History repeated itself a few times, and no new new things occured. The fall happened as some huge puny men were fighting tigers in the coliseum… but the tigers were not men in tiger suits, as they are these day.

…..

These ancients decided, “Let’s shove our weird belief system down these Indians’ throats.” Soooo… they did. But the Indidans didn’t like it, so they killed them. (There’s a lot of death in the history of human civilization.) The religious fanatics decided to move on. SO, they set up a fort in Walla Walla. It’s an interesting enough story, how Whitman forged this into place, but it’s immaterial.

….

This goes back to the post-monkey era. Og, a very intelligent unshaven man…

…

Since the intelligentsia had now shed away the concepts of religion, all laws floated away. No God equals no Rules, you see. Someone famous said that — I think he may be Russian, I dunno. So the crumbling and unilateral burning of ideas went on without protest. Thwarting occurred throughout the world, the Earth if thou wish call “the world”.

Of interest to roughly nobody is an old book of BASIC computer game programs, circa 1984, that you type in (all 380 lines of) and… I suppose play.

Here’s some code for “Presidential Campaign”:

1890 PRINT “You have been found guilty and you”:PRINT “lose”; INT (100/(G-F)); #% of your support”:
1900 PRINT “You have been found guilty and thrown”:PRINT “in the federal penitentary at”:PRINT “LEavenworth, Kansas for twenty years.”:END

…

1950 PRINT “You have been found innocent.:GOTO 2370

…

Somewhere in this batch, I would have to add something to the effect of:

1960 PRINT “You have been found guilty, but have successfully spun out a scenario on the talking heads shows garners you “; INT (100/(G-F)); #% of your opponent’s support”

Let’s be frank here. You be dissing me a lot lately. Just the other day, I heard you sling the insult: “Yo Mama!”

Fuck you.

Did I say “Fuck you”? Well, some sources are reporting that what I actually said, and I quote, “F— you.”

Well, whichever one I just said right now, it was long overdue. Many of my colleagues are in complete agreement.

Well, that’s a load off of my chest.

Huh? What’s that? That… that… ain’t a nice thing to say.

We’re trying to change the tone here… and you bring things down to the level of a Howard Stern segment.

Take your fucking shit and shove it!

Some scam spam, derived from the old Nigerian millionaire exile, specifically tied to a recent development in international politics:

ATTENTION:

We have obviously not met and as such you may be astonished to
receive this mail. I am Mrs Jewel Taylor, the wife of the embattled
former
President of Liberia,

Charles Taylor. Following the offer of a Political asylum to my husband
by the Nigerian

Government, we arrived here in Abuja on the 11th of August, 2003.

My husband is now in Calabar in the south eastern part of Nigeria while
I, and the rest of the

family are in an undisclosed location here in Abuja. The reasons why I
am
here is to assist in

the protection of my husband’s scattered and battered investment as
well
as liaise with the

New Home Interim Government, now lead by Moses Blar and the
international
community

especially the West African Sub-regional Governments.

Due to the hurried way and manner that characterized my
husband’s exit from office.And coupled with the effect of the on going
civil
war, the activities of

the rebels and the continuous seizure of my husband’s assets in the
Western
world especially

in Swiss where over $150m bank investments has been confiscated. I then
carefully concealed

the sum of $45,000,000.00 (forty five million US Dollars) Which were
hidden,
and packaged in

two (2) boxes and the boxes are presently being kept with a Security
Deposit
House as Family

Treasure and the certificate of Deposit of the Treasures is in our
possession
,We are appealing

for urgent assistance to move the fund to your country/private or
company
bank account or

any country where you believe the fund will be safe for investment.

The two boxes containing the above sum in cash were moved out of
Liberia a few days ago. The security firm has confirmed the safe
arrival
of the boxes. The

certificate of deposit issued by the firm is now with me. The content
of
the boxes are unknown

to anyone with the exception of the two of us. The boxes were moved
after
being marked as

diplomatic cargos. In such a way that no customs will query the cargo.

The reason that I write to you now is to request for your in- dept
co-operation
in claiming this

cargoes from the Security firms affiliate offices in europe,u.a.e and
canada
. Once you have

declared your intension to help my family with this. I will send you a
power
of attorney, the

certificate of deposit and also the address and contact phone and fax
numbers
of the company.

You will be well rewarded for doing our family this favour. 35% will be
yours while 5% will be

sent aside for all possible expenses that may have been incurred in the
course of the claims.

The rest 60% will be left for the entire family for nvestment through
your
guide in your country.

Since my movement is restricted by political law of asylum. You will be
introduced to a friend

and attorney of the family who is presently based in here to assist
you.
He is incidentally our

family attorney in this country. He is Barrister Bayo Benson,his emails
address will be sent to

you as soon as you comply to my email.

I will like to stop so far while hoping to hear from you as soon as it
is
possible. Like I said

earlier, you should understand that someone enjoying political asylum
in
another man’s

country is legally bound from any form of economic transaction. This
makes
this ransaction

very confidential. Please, if you can work with me you must keep my
secret
Moreover, the

family has given you full trust and it will be expected that you will
not
let us down.

Thanks,

Yours truly,
JEWEL TAYLOR.(For the family)

Who comes us up with this stuff?