fake quitters
Sunday, April 26th, 2026It speaks poorly of Alex Jones and mainstream politics that Alex Jones gets placed in with a list of “prominent conservatives”. Skip back to his yokking with Charlie Sheen or Billy Corgan, pumping up Ron Paul, getting vicious quotes from Alan Grayson. Yep, right-wing indeed, but able to pose as an outside rabbler. Even the thing that has proven his undoing, the habit of declaring all acts of mass violence inside-jobs so enter Sandy Hook — was an outgrowth of the a-partisan worldview — no room for anyone even vaguely your guy in the White House, disenchanted (for the umpteenth time, mind you, and it never stuck) or not.
I half think Alex Jones could go back to the roots. Punk Rock, baby. Not gonna do the Big Circuits. Let’s do… Public Access Television again, where he would be huge in public access television terms.
Skipping about into infowars dot com before it finally gets refurbished by a parodist at The Onion, his big top story is the Federal Government’s indictment of Southern Poverty Law Center. That issue where I half want to place behind a grumbling of some diced opinions on the organization while dismissing that an toto as irrelevant to the fact that it is a bogus and flagrant political act on the part of the Trump government, and half think that any opinion should be so beside the point as to state it is to give the government credence. I think The Nation published a critical piece alleging it falling into its own bureaucracy — might be some other liberal rag — and maybe it is just well that it rests on its couple of big successes in torpoeding the Aryan Nations and prosecuting actual Klan violence. But looking at them, you have the sense of trying to will TP-USA or Focus on the Family out of the mainstream political spot they reside in — or, sure — worthwhile to combat, but the terms you do so fall flat. On their big national “Hate map”, a decade or so back focus on on how they tag Portland and the Willamette Week scratched their head — a coupke of tiny black Muslim reading groups which — looking in on them, maybe they are reading conspirat-orially on the evils of Jews or something in coded manner, but hardly seemed where you can land on the troubles we see. The closing chapters in Infowars posits that this shows — proves — reveals — the SPLC Did it all. The Oklahoma City Bombing, for one. Through their infiltration and seizing control of extremist groups. I half think this is what the DOJ claim actually does say, as this administration is almost just that out of whack, but I know they fall well short and Jones is projecting it onward. The unreality moves in in looking at comments sections at YouTube videos from various commenters on the looming Onion take-over — Jones was right all along here, you just to wake up.
It is this that brings Jones back to Trump — even after the hand-wringing over Iran. That and that he could always still make claims that he has insiders in the White House — referring to whatever Roger Stone threw at him to say. The logic moves on over to Joe Rogan who — apparently was big enough to not get bleated at in a Truth Social post. Just bring him in to stand behind him as he waves freedom for psychedelics use and greet him at a UFC fight and all is forgiven — that while Iran fiasco — what the ever. Nothing sticks. I mean, even Alan Dersowitz apparently remained the Democratic Party while I wasn’t looking — how else do I explain a second “Why I’m Quitting the Democratic Party” essay? (And will be write a third one a year from now?)



