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April Fools Botch

Friday, April 2nd, 2004

While this did go up yesterday, it unfortunately wound up underneath the actual sidebar… rendering the exercise pointless. It was a time thing… I let it go in the hands of my capable brother– whose blog can be found right here — in the event that I didn’t go online in time…

Anyway… ponder the very names of most of the books, and take a look at the electoral vote graph. The rest is rather superfluous, I must say.

(Note: I tried repeatedly to stick the sidebar into this damned entry, but it wouldn’t go through.)

Reagan on Dime

Thursday, April 1st, 2004

The old dime is an abomination.

FDR never got the country out of the Great Depression, folks. Also, he corrupted the nation with a nanny society, socialism that the nation has yet to be able to get rid of… which has burdened the nation.

And he called Joseph Stalin “Uncle Joe.”

Replace his visage with Ronald Reagan… the man whose moral clarity overthrew communism.

Did Clinton Lie?

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

“One way or the other, we are determined to deny Iraq the capacity to
develop weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to deliver them.
That is our bottom line.”
- President Clinton, Feb. 4, 1998

“[W]e urge you, after consulting with Congress, and consistent with the U.S.
Constitution and laws, to take necessary actions (including, if appropriate,
air and missile strikes on suspect Iraqi sites) to respond effectively to
the threat posed by Iraq’s refusal to end its weapons of mass destruction
programs.”
- Letter to President Clinton, signed by Sens. Carl Levin,
Tom Daschle,John Kerry, and others Oct. 9, 1998

“In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that
Saddam Hussein has worked to rebuild his chemical and biological weap ons
stock, his missile delivery capability, and his nuclear program. He has
also given aid, comfort, and sanctuary to terrorists, including al Qaeda members
.. It is clear, however, that if left unchecked, Saddam Hussein will
continue to increase his capacity to wage biological and chemical warfare,
and will keep trying to develop nuclear weapons.”
- Sen. Hillary Clinton (D, NY), Oct 10, 2002

“Without question, we need to disarm Saddam Hussein. He is a brutal,
murderous dictator, leading an oppressive regime … He presents a
particularly grievous threat because he is so consistently prone to
miscalculation … And now he is miscalculating America’s response to his
continued deceit and his consistent grasp for weapons of mass destruction
… So the threat of Saddam Hussein with weapons of mass destruction is real
…”
- Sen. John F. Kerry (D, MA), Jan. 23. 2003

See… Every Goddamned Demon-crat worth his salt said that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction.

It’s a simple matter now of locating them.

Iraq is the size of California, you know.

Maybe they were moved over to Syria… there were reports. I heard it on Rush Limbaugh, quoting DEBKa.

The Clear Choice

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

The choice in the upcoming election is crystal clear.

Elect Kerry and elect appeasement.

Elect Bush and elect steady leadership in a time of change.

After watching Clinton’s wimp-ize the military, acting like an ostrich with his head in the sand while Osama Bin Laden plotted 9/11 and pretending like Saddam Hussein was not amassing large stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction…

After watching Carter’s enfeebled attempt to rescue the hostages…

It’s clear that the McGovern Appeasement wing of the Democratic Party rules the day. You just can’t trust Democrats with National Security!

Dick Clarke’s American Grandstand

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

Richard Clarke. With each passing minute, he’s turning himself into a bigger and bigger joke. He’s a partisan fool wiping the behind of that disgrace, Bill Clinton, the man who’s malfeasance failed to stop 9/11.

Supposedly the fact that he voted Republican in the 2000 primaries makes him nonpartisan here. Yeah. He voted for the big RINO of them all, John McCain.

It took the only really Fair and Balanced news network, Fox News, to show that his latest words do not match what he said about the Bush Administration back in 2002.

Bill O’Reilly had a great point on today’s “Talking Points”, and rightfully placed Clarke where he belongs: a mere footnote in our history.

Ann Coulter: Another ex-government official who was fired or demoted by Bush has written a book that … is critical of Bush! Eureka! The latest offering is Richard Clarke’s new CBS-Viacom book, “Against All Enemies,” which gets only a 35 on “rate a record” because the words don’t make sense and you can’t dance to it.

BINGO!

The Liberals need to quit playing politics with this thing. Saving this country comes before ideology.

Liberal Radio

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

Jeez. The Liberals have NPR, Pacifica, and Tom Leykis…

Now they want to pollute the radio waves with this propaganda?

Al Franken? Failed comedian… that’s the best they can do?

I listened in for a while. Boring. Franken’s a parasite, anyway, who sucks the blood off of successful RIGHT thinking individuals. The show is called “The O’Franken Factor”… get a clue from the one you worship, Mr. Franken… Bill O’Reilly.

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