Guest Blogger: Dick Cheney

Let’s be frank here. You be dissing me a lot lately. Just the other day, I heard you sling the insult: “Yo Mama!”

Fuck you.

Did I say “Fuck you”? Well, some sources are reporting that what I actually said, and I quote, “F— you.”

Well, whichever one I just said right now, it was long overdue. Many of my colleagues are in complete agreement.

Well, that’s a load off of my chest.

Huh? What’s that? That… that… ain’t a nice thing to say.

We’re trying to change the tone here… and you bring things down to the level of a Howard Stern segment.

Take your fucking shit and shove it!

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