Archive for April, 2004

Turf Wars

Saturday, April 3rd, 2004

#1: Al Franken versus Bill O’Reilly, the strange feud in which you must say Franken is winning.

Paraprhaseing Al Franken on Conan O’Brien, doing the “In the Year 2000” bit:

In the Year 2000… “A mad scientist will switch the brains of Al Franken and Bill O’Reilly. Bill O’Reilly will start supporting liberal causes. Al Franken will start masturbating to John Wayne movies.”

#2: Bill O’Reilly versus G Gordon Liddy.

G Gordon Liddy appears on Crossfire., along with Al Franken:

BEGALA: Mr. Liddy, as an expert in the field, why is it that Bill O’Reilly, a guy who sued Al Franken, and got laughed out of court, literally, why he’s so successful on cable television, he hasn’t done very well on radio. Why?

LIDDY: No, he hasn’t. Matt Drudge exposed all his radio ratings, which are in the toilet. I don’t know why he doesn’t do radio well, but he really doesn’t do radio well at all. Maybe because his most nuanced explanation of something is “Shut up!”

Bill O’Reilly then said he’d bring Liddy on his show if he apologized. It’s not exactly in G Gordon Liddy’s nature to do so, and he had no reason to anyhow, so he declined. And Bill O’Reilly responded, to paraphrase:

I don’t care about him. He’s a bug. With all due respect to bugs.

#3: Al Franken, Blanquita Cullum, Cal Thomas (I think) together on with Ted Kopell’s Nightline April 1, 2004, covering the launch of “Air America Radio”…

Cal Thomas (I think), paraphrased: “The danger is that we’ll end up with a bifurcated society.”

(Yes. Talk Radio would be much better if everyone has to get together and listen to a motley crue of Rush-clones…)

(Shrug) Biden versus Condi… The news cycle of the weekend of 9/9/01

Friday, April 2nd, 2004

#1: If the echo-chamber effect from that wacky new Liberal Media of the radio airwaves is correct, this speech was being reaired on C-SPAN 2 as airplanes were flown into the World Trade Center.

It is worth mentioning, that Biden does not actually mention Al Qaeda or Islamic Terrorists, which is the “revelation” that Condi Rice is facing in regards to her scheduled speech.

Senator Joseph Biden, Democrat of Delaware … September 10, 2001
Defining Our Interests in a Changing World:

Yesterday, Dr. Rice, on Meet the Press — she and I were on Meet the Press — she talked about how ubiquitous these long-range missile systems were. I don’t know what she’s talking about. We’re getting briefed by two different groups of CIA people, I guess, because none of these rogue nations have that capacity yet. They may get it. It is maybe within their reach, but it does not exist now.

[…]

Last week, the Foreign Relations Committee began hearings on how to build a so-called “homeland” defense and to protect our military from bioterrorism pathogens and chemical attacks; on how we can deploy a missile defense system that doesn’t trade off conventional modernization of our military for a fantasy of some system that remains more flawed than feasible; on how we can jump-start the destruction of Russia’s massive chemical weapons stockpile and secure all our nuclear materials.

The very day they send up a budget that tells they are going to increase by 8-point-some billion our missile defense initiative, they cut the program that exists between us and Russia to help them destroy their chemical weapons, keep their scientists from being for sale and destroy their nuclear weapons.

[…]

And I ask you, you want to do us damage, are you more likely to send a missile you’re not sure can reach us with a biological or chemical weapon because you don’t have the throw weight to put a nuclear weapon on it and no one’s anticipating that in the near term, with a return address saying, “It came from us, here’s where we are?” Or are you more likely to put somebody with a backpack crossing the border from Vancouver down to Seattle, or coming up the New York Harbor with a rusty old ship with an atom bomb sitting in the hull? Which are you more likely to do? And what defense do we have against those other things?

Watch these hearings we’re about to have. We don’t have, as the testimony showed, a public health infrastructure to deal with the existing pathogens that are around now. We don’t have the nvestment, the capability to identify or deal with an anthrax attack. We do not have, as Ambassador to Japan now, Howard Baker, and his committee said, the ability to curtail the availability of chemical weapons lying around the Soviet Union, the former Soviet Union and Russia, because they don’t know what to do with it.

#2: On Condelleza Rice’s speech, scheduled to be delivered on 9/11:

The text also implicitly challenged the Clinton administration’s policy, saying it did not do enough about the real threat — long-range missiles.

“We need to worry about the suitcase bomb, the car bomb and the vial of sarin released in the subway,” according to excerpts of the speech provided to The Washington Post. “[But] why put deadbolt locks on your doors and stock up on cans of mace and then decide to leave your windows open?”

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AND

The White House has con firmed the existence of the draft of Ms Rice’s speech from September 11, first reported by the Washington Post, but refused to release the full text.

A spokesman said that one speech focusing on missile defense did not mean the White House was ignoring the terrorist threat.

[…]

The Rice speech argued for the need to confront “the threats and problems of today and the day after, not the world of yesterday”, and then went on implicitly to criticize the Clinton administration’s preoccupation with terrorist groups at the expense of building defenses against ballistic missiles.

“We need to worry about the suitcase bomb, the car bomb and the vial of sarin released in the subway,” the text of the speech argues, according to the Washington Post.

“[But] why put deadbolt locks on your doors and stock up on cans of Mace and then decide to leave your windows open?”

Scott McClellan, chief White House spokesman, shrugged off calls for the text of the Rice speech to be published, arguing that it was not delivered and therefore not in the public domain.

He added that missile defense and counter-terrorism were not “either-or choices”.

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Actually, there are a lot of very fascinating tidbits that appeared in the papers on 9/9 9/10 and the morning of 9/11 that instantly vanished into the netherworld when the terror strikes happened.

For example: a headline I distinctly remember: The Department of Defense was unable to account for $1 Trillion.

All in all, it’s always a good idea to chunk some things back from the memory hole…

UPDATE 4-6-04: Off in Right-wing Land, much has been made of the Washington Times story that “al qaeda” wasn’t mentioned much, nor Bin Laden. To wit, I say, as per various bloggers: take a deeper look at the damned document and read some context into what’s being addressed.

AIR AMERICA

Thursday, April 1st, 2004

The Portland station for “Air America” was once upon a time a standard flare of right-wing blowhards, with the excellent Lionel Show somewhere in the night.

A Clear Channel Station, with the canned quality of a Clear Channel Station.

It was then turned into a charmless station of 50s music, radio beamed from out of Houston. The Clear Channel style, if you will.

Now we have “Air America”…

Two days in, with the aid of night-time reairings, click on and away, and I’ve some impressions.

Al Franken does not have the voice for radio… Show was boring. Check back in a few weeks. Bob Eliott is doing comedy bits for him, apparently, which is a plus.

The goading of Michael Moore to apologize to Al Gore on the air for supporting Nader was bizarre, and awkward.

The local station has shoehorned a show out of the “Air America” purview into its lineup. He displays some of Rush Limbaugh’s tics, and at times I swear I’m hearing the bizzarro Rush Limbaugh (replace the word “Clinton” with “Bush”, and you get the idea.)

In the likely event that this radio network fades away into the night, Randi Rhodes will be the one that survives its death. But, then again, she is the one who has a decade or so experience doing this.

BUT… her interview with Ralph Nader? Sour. Not that Ralph Nader porported himself terribly well, but Rhodes managed to tap into the spirit of Bill O’Reilly… “Confrontainment”… In this case, we had two individuals going off on tangeants of agendas.

(Look up the Carter quote on Nader, though. It bears looking at… A puzzling strategy to fend off the Nader threat appears to be materializing.)

Janeane Garofalo? Didn’t get to hear her.

There’s something depressing about the whole enterprise. It seems kind of contrived and, hierarchically, top-down. Note that the New York station replaced the city’s only afro-centric talk radio station… community radio gets shelved for…

Note also that the voice-over man for the station-spots of the Portland station is the exact same as the voice-over man for the old station, (except no longer is it “We Support the Troops. Talk about the War with Michael Reagan, Michael Gallagher, Glen Beck”… Now it’s “Cutting Through the Right-wing Rhetoric and party-line spin with Common Sense. Portland’s Only* Progressive Talk Radio Station.”)

A manufactured right / left dichotemy that America is expected to kind of fall into… talk past the issues of the day and miss the mark somehow.

Still, it can be entertaining. And since my old radio-standby (home of Clyde Lewis and Phil Hendrie) seems to be in the process of destroying itself.

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*Ever hear of “KBOO”?

OPEC

Thursday, April 1st, 2004

1979

Carter: And this is one of the most vivid statements: “Our neck is stretched over the fence and OPEC has a knife.”

Economic warfare via the gasline? A tit for tat, I suppose.

Flashback to the 2000 election. (and do read the entire article, because it’s quite hilarious.)

Gov. George W. Bush of Texas said today that if he was president, he would bring down gasoline prices through sheer force of personality, by creating enough political good will with oil-producing nations that they would increase their supply of crude.

Asked why the Clinton administration had not been able to use the power of personal persuasion, Mr. Bush said: “The fundamental question is, ‘Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?’ ”

He went on to suggest, as he did in answer to other questions, that voters should simply trust him.

“I will be,” he said in answer to his own question about whether he would be a successful president. “But until I’m the president, it’s going to be hard for me to verify that I think I’ll be more effective.”

Flashback to an earlier story:

What does “jawbone” mean?

“Our country better become less dependent on foreign crude,” Bush said during the last Republican debate before a pivotal primary vote here next week.

“What I think the president ought to do is he ought to get on the phone with the OPEC cartel and say we expect you to open your spigots,” the Texas governor said when questioned about rising fuel oil prices as cold weather gripped the state.

“OPEC has gotten its supply act together and it’s driving the price like it did in the past. The president of the United States must jawbone OPEC members to lower the price,” he insisted.

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Well, flash forward to your gas price of the moment.

An explanation from someone more radical than I.

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Conspiracy theories of the partisan type suggest that this is a set-up of sorts. Get the oil drilling going up in ANWR, blocked by the Democrats for the past few years to protect the pristine environment. Then chuck a deal, get the oil prices down in time for the election… two birds with one stone.

Better still, We’re running around in circles getting more desparate by the minute… “Peak Oil”, “Peak Oil”, “Peak Oil.”

Final Solutions

Thursday, April 1st, 2004

First post April Fools Post (I managed to botch it anyways):

Say what?.

O’REILLY: I don’t care about the – colonel, I don’t care about the people of Fallujah. You’re not going to win their hearts and minds. They’re going to kill you to the very end. They’ve proven that. So let’s knock this place down.

COWAN: Let’s get out of the way and let Iraqis knock it down, so we don’t lose any more American lives.

O’REILLY: I don’t believe – I absolutely don’t believe they can do it. General, how do you see it?

VALLELY: Well, we’ve got to do it together. We’ve go to do it quickly. We’ve got to sanitize that whole city. And keep in mind, Bill, you set an example when you go in there to do that. And when do you that, you get respect. And that’s why you go to be tough.

O’REILLY: All right, general, is there any.

VALLELY: (UNINTELLIGIBLE) clean it up.

O’REILLY: .you know it, the colonel knows it. The colonel and I are disagreeing on the tactics, but we know what the final solution should be. Why hasn’t the U.S. command done this? And why do they continue to absorb the level of terror that is coming out of — this isn’t a big town. We’re not talking about Cincinnati here. Right? It’s not a big town?

Thomas Friedman, late last summer or early last Fall, advocated “re-invading the Sunni Triangle.” Which the US (er… “Coalition Forces”) did. Now I guess we’d have to “re-re-invade” Fallujah.

Or perhaps Destroy that city in order to save it.

Or… er… “Sanitize” the city?

I’m thinking that mayber the term “final solution” has a proud legacy, that was only tarnished a bit by Adolf Hitler. Maybe the term is due for a comeback.

Stick. Beehive. Stick to Beehive.