You wish this was Idiocracy

November 7th, 2024

I’ve half whimsically slotted Joseph Biden as number seven in that great presidential rankings list. Right between John Quincy Adams and Chester Arthur. Am I serious? I don’t know, but I do want to take a thumping to the perennial — a list of requirements and plans any president needs to follow through over two terms in a pathway to one of the coveted top two tiers. And I may revise it based on recent events — a deep thought on the question of if there was anything he could have done differently to avert the election outcome, with America losing any claim of “exceptionalism” by joining that list of nations that have popularly elected leaders who previously were involved in a failed coup attempt. He does admit, accidentally in the Woodward book, that Merrick Garland was a mistake.

On the eve of the election, Bill Maher was onto one of his regular hobby horse stock. So, “If Kamala loses” it will be because “she failed to have a ‘Sister Souljah’ Moment.”. That case of candidate Bill Clinton making political hay by denouncing inflammatory comments by rap star Sister Souljah when speaking at Jesse Jackson’s event. In the context of messaging in 2024, I do not know what the Bill Mahers of the country wanted Harris to do. Deliver a 30 minute speech on stating that the word “Latinx” sucks? Rush into the prisons holding the two instances that fall somewhere in the vicinity of “sex change operations for illegal immigrants in prison” and not leave until the penis is removed from one and the breasts removed from the other? We demand performative symbolic political measures NOW!

Enter the MSNBC pile of Democratic chatterers, packed with a number of ex-Republicans who can slide back in. Donny Deutsch wants to move to the center. Surely somewhere between the extremes of not insulting the Haitian of small town Ohio and accusing them of eating people’s pets there is a sensible position all sides can agree? Joe Scarborough flips around either 90 degrees or 180 degrees to demand mirror looking.

Chris Matthews is always amazingly vacuous in his observations, and shot his wad (as though he hadn’t already) as a dead ender on Biden’s campaign. Understand, I have not heard one of these commentaries, but I close my eyes and think I can spot the words.

After any lost election, the losing party turns into cultural critics always. Or not always, sometimes they just claim a win anyways. I see Keith Olberman quoting Mencken. To be sure, his elitism is an interesting facet for him — a bit ago I found myself wanting to each across electronic devices and “rube-splain” against some derisive and seemingly not all in fun comments about tourist gee-shucking on tall buildings, like they have never seen tall buildings before. But he can keep his Mencken, I guess. The reality is you can probably keep the cultural criticism moving in winning elections. I myself would want to elect boring uncharismatic robots who fade out of view much of the time, but the public demands otherwise — and one way or the other. Maybe the Republicans will annoy me by succeeding with my strategum in four years — feed the public’s weary respond after a decade and a half of Trump, as the Democrats good by nominating to match a flashy celebrity.

The silver lining for this one, it should be pointed out, that in losing the Republican + 10 states in the Senate, the political identities of every Democrat no longer lies in figuring out how to win over a sizable chunk of Trump voters.

thespecial place in Hell for kick the can Mitch McConnell and passive Merrick Garland

November 6th, 2024

There was one weird note from the “14 Keys” guy, Allan Litchmann, a month ago in his twice weekly streams. He said he does not pretend to be infallible, and should be be wrong despite one hundred years it suggested some new dynamic has entered the picture, and he thinks he knows what it would be. But leave it there and get back to it after the election.

Social media? The collapse of a news media into disparate narrative lines removed from any perspective or need for truth? I listened to some European observers make a comment on just how little foreign policy figures in American political elections, a spot where I am kind of stuck because in consideration of the new Republican Party, it slopes into and merges in with “democracy” in a manner that Abortion does for the vast liberal assortment. The next statement from the European was the dagger — “or domestic policy, for that matter.” Not wholly accurate –Trump did have an economic proposal, panned by All economists everywhere, of 19th century tariffs. Kamala Harris had some modest price controls, more performative than anything, for

Observing a shot in the dark from the Russian government — Hoax bomb threats, many of which appeared to originate from Russian email domains, were directed on Tuesday at polling locations in five battleground states – Georgia, Michigan, Arizona, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania – as Election Day voting was underway, the FBI said. The Georgia locations temporarily closed. Tried to extend the hours, but Republicans got the court injunction to stop it. “Jim Crow on Steroids”, I guess. The Comey letter, your long anticipated October Surprise. Or that stray comment from Biden against the backdrop of a constant insult stream from a doddering Trump.

Watch the county returns. Florida skiddaddles to the right. Unimportant except in as much as you try to figure any bleedover into Georgia. It gets hilariously dark when noting the Venezuela ex-pats on Miami-Dade, voting an masse for the clearest American copy of Hugo Chavez. A couple hours later I sit unsure how the NY Times was casting Pennsylvania to the Republicans against a county percentages that held up against 2020. Skipped over to Wisconsin. Shuddered. Razors edge of tens and thousands, needing a bank-shot across the 3 rust belt states and the percentages were not holding here. Go to bed now, knowing the Russians won the race and half the country wants to inflict the rest of us with a senile bad insult comic in our constant face.

The sage unsaged

November 5th, 2024

I know nothing, but my prediction is Harris sweeps the 3 rust belt states and wins North Carolina and Georgia, and loses Nevada and Arizona. All of which is a meaningless prognostication I stand behind not at all unless by some fluke I am correct. For what it is worth, that great political guru of Nevada has chimed in with his sage declaration — Kamala will win the state. By .3 percent of the vote. He has crunched the numbers and has seen the results coming into clear view. Point three percent separation. Yes, it is that asinine.

Bopping about, I find a Douglas MacKinnon, opinion contributor for The Hill chime in with this opening to a piece

Not a single Democrat I speak with believes that Vice President Kamala Harris will win on Tuesday.

I see no evidence of anything of the sort, but matching forward.

All hoped for an open convention in August to identify and select the best candidate possible, but they were denied. To that point, this past Thursday, The Hill featured a piece headlined, “Democrats start to point fingers even as they hope for Harris win.

He then proceeds harp on the decision to pluck in Walz as running mate, which all strikes me as if we enter an alternate universe where things went down as he argues they ought have — an open convention and a vice president Shapiro, he would be taking the “Democrats in panic” line arguing they ought have tapped the vice President and gone with a different vice president. Curious on this guy, I look about to see what else he has opined, and see this:

When honest historians once again venture upon our shores, they will record Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. as a true Statesman, a Patriot, and one who has continually given voice to the voiceless. My latest column for THE HILL on this “Man of the People” is below.

Tells you what you need to know.

This is the woman who ruined a ‘Wrinkle in Time’ movie project by stripping it of its Christian subtext and making it with a broadly defined “spirituality”. To get credit, she did guide a Disney ‘Frog and the Princess’ movie with its black princess character to something good, but I am always stick on the problem — I am supposed to like the celebrity entres for the political figure? Yeah, sure — you look over to Trump and see… Hulk Hogan say even less and even more.

This is the moment that Trump responds favorably to someone in the crowd offering that Kamala Harris is a prostitute. I can’t decide what to do with such a thing — calling politicians prostitutes is a well trodden insult, in this century especially with the caveat “apologies to sex workers”, and we do enter the terrain of — what is the caricature or insult of a prominent public woman that will be viewed as sexist? — and in Kamala Harris in particular we enter a terrain where the person in the audience has in their mind an obnoxious back-story making hay of her relations with Willie Brown — so you can toss it aside immediately anyways.

either something here or not

November 3rd, 2024

I suspect a fracturing into an echo chamber on some political as campaign, the cross-tabs sweep hard against the objective. The one, or two actually (or is it three?) with a couple women walking into the voting place with their ‘Merica loving neckbeard menfolk. “Is she voting the right way?” asks one of the men. ” She doesn’t like him, but yeah.”. “Mine too.”. The women then wink at each other and nod to each other and cast it for Kamala, and we tell the “No one has to know” line. Sure. To their credit, the likes of David Plouffe and the Kamala Harris campaign assert that they have not been proceeding with the hopes of a shy female vote lurking in the internal polling, and from that point of view I am more favorable to the outside group ad than the one with “I’m Kamala Harris and I approve this message” tagged at the end. Leave no stone unturned, I suppose. But I can’t help sense a dread in assumptions about people’s self identity in this. It is a rather harsh statement and criticism on people’s marriages, the meek women not able to cross the man on anything and everything, and really how dare you thump this at my loving marriage? The real problem is that if Kamala Harris wins, this as message will declared to have been effective, and it will be deployed again. At which point it will not work — a less threatening “I am your protector” will win out in the cross currents of demographic interests. At which point, the table pounding on a “But!” will get shrill, and the messages will not be able to fathom how this steps on people’s goes, it’s frame of reference moving in and out of people’s lives even if they think it is solid.

Speaking of an organization lost in its own echo chamber. Funny, I thought Rasmussen presented itself as credible, even as it crammed Republican friendly numbers. But its imagery here is lost in a sea of Internet memes that make sense only if you bother to stay in those Internet spaces. Yes, everyone is excited by the Iowa poll by that great Iowa polling guru who has predicted everything Iowa in the past two decades, and yes, it is worthwhile for Republicans to mock this. But I would expect Rasmussen to do so in a more sedate or sober manner. But I guess we are making a leap from the aesthetics of the Fox News news program (as opposed to commentary) to Newsmax.

Or tune into… “Valiant Renegade”. On the eve of the 2006 midterms, Karl Rove disputed some news magazine’s states assumption that the numbers pointed to a Democratic House with “you have those numbers, but I have the numbers”, and held firm on the Republicans retaining the House with reference to “the numbers”, secret to only him.

This gets a little unreal in that “what. is. this” campaign season. A twenty-something hit youtuber popped into my algorithm — based on what, I do not know — that definitely disputed this is what happened.

Watching that video on question, I don’t see anything except the footage. No alternate theory or explanation on what is going down — just the same footage everyone else is showing with the gas-lighting assertion that this is not what you are watching. And we can down the list of “Seattleite Jack”‘s story attention.

Hm. Did not know about Walz.

political chicaneries

October 31st, 2024

It appears that the entire Libertarian Party Mises Caucus hierarchy, the folks who walked in and took the apparatus over on behalf of good Internet trolling, are sidestepping their nominee — Chase Oliver — and supporting Donald Trump. It was a little hard to figure how Oliver emerged in the nomination process given everything else appeared to go the Mises’s way. But then, maybe it was ordained as a way for the Trumpists to shove him aside and support Trump.

I half suspect the Trump itinerary — which has him holding campaign events in not those seven states that determine the balance of 270 electoral votes — moves him to the backup plan. Gotta keep the House. Gotta keep the Speaker Mike Johnson. They are now the deciders of the electoral slates. And the House flows through seats in New York, California, Colorado, Virginia, New Mexico. Probably three or four dimensional conspiracy chess, but we do start off on the baseline that Trump will declare victory in election night, a night the tallied vote is almost certainly hold Trump in the lead in Pennsylvania, waiting the mail in votes to get tallied.

Hey! Did you know Randall Terry is on the ballot? He doesn’t care for you vote for him, he just wants the legal cheap rate to put up some anti-Abortion ads. Still, the best choice for the Constitution Party to get its vote share, even if some states split to a different candidate — look the name up to your due interest.

Rickles wannabes set the next four years

October 30th, 2024

The wannabe Don Rickles, “Kill Tony”, nukes or doesn’t nuke the either already nuked or unnukable Donald Trump campaign. Trying to digest this big Madison Square Garden absurdism, (Wait. This and only this is what is going to turn Power Ricans and Hispanics and Latinos off against Trump?) I see three figures of some influence on the “no Trump” side defending him himself. They all liked his roast of Tom Brady.I Jon Stewart most prominent in this group. Keith Olbermann I see responds negatively on Jon Stewart’s guarded indifference to “Kill Tony” — or placing him as not the man we care about. It is for Olbermann something of a continuation an ego and personality grudge. Jon Stewart’s disagreed framing of the issue — “who’s idea was it to invite an insult comedian” has possibly been answered — out in his pile of speaking, How Rogan once proferred a “Trump oughta” unsolicited campaign advice, to hire someone from a list of one line spewing figures. This opening act for the Madison Garden RNC convention was amongst them.

Last I heard from Rickles, he was on Letterman making awkward racially loaded jabs at President Obama. So the territory here is pretty darned fraught. It is a kind of funny thing where I simply don’t get a joke here. The other offensive lines at least have a thing to them. The thing about lots of babies is something I remember somewhat awkwardly by at a breakfast at Catholic church by a man who grew up in Mexico. The key thing is he was making fun of Hispanics, and us fellow Catholics. I don’t necessarily believe in a rigid “only funny when you punch up, never down” rule — fraught in multiple directions (the Rich and powerful not allowed any humor? And the “punching up” turns into a convenient safety valve substitution for any reform or critical action) — maybe punching horizontally is the best? — But the line … Just sits there. Power Rico. Garbage. Okay? No agency, no personalities, no foibles, nothing in descriptor of people. And at a comedy club, it is at least drink people sitting there in a mood to take on anything. At a political rally, we are moving to a “call to action”. Joe Rogan’s premise in wanting Trump to hire him in tells us what is wrong when you can’t compartmentalize this, and proceed with politics as entertainment.

The man who keynoted the RNC Convention. It is this freakish thing where Eminem comes into the stage at a Kamala event in Michigan, and gives a pablum speech urging a vote. Beyonce takes the stage in Texas. Does not beer anywhere except a plea to vote. They do not sing. They do not dance. The celebrities for Trump? It is this crap.

Hey! Man who tried his best to screw over the beloved Packers at the end of his Hall of Fame career, and went on to commit charity fraud in his post football years. Here urging Wisconsin to cast their lot with Trump!

Invariably something pops up. Biden, out of sight, a couple union hall appearances in Scranton. And slip a half aware line when asked about calling Puerto Rico garbage — and it allows Tulsi Gabbard to… Wait, who the Hell is Tulsi Gabbard? And is the center of the Republican Party Tulsi, RFK jr, and So on Musk? What the Heck universe did we stumble into?

darkest winter

October 25th, 2024

Joseph Biden takes the stage against a sharp red backdrop to make a case against an “Ultra Maga” for the 2022 midterms. It is always hard to assess whether this worked. Something worked, though — and you can ask Zelensky about this — not exactly or not fully or not up to the level of winning a presidential election. The Democrats, if you remember, against the backdrop of commentary on how “the red wave did not materialize” — did move from a slim House majority to a slim House minority.

It has come right back to this. Somewhat. No blood red backdrop, no, but a discombulated staticy voice. A closing message on 2024, a confluence of events and late declaring military figures. Trump talked about the appeal of Adolf Hitler. As he has done so in the past. “Fascist to the core” — fascism, which I think the pure definition is Italy’s with everything (including Germany’s) a modification — but that is academic. The crap has been thrown at us pretty quickly over the years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes. Yesterday Ticket Carlson — one of the spotlighted speakers of the RNC convention and a friendly interviewer of a man detailing how Winston Churchill enemy of World War 2 — was at a campaign event, preceding Donald Trump — and how did he present Trump? As the daddy who is going to spank the two year old who smeared crap on the wall and the teenage daughter who gave daddy lip. And he is not going to lie — the spanking will hurt you and not me. The crowd are it up. Trump are it up. And we edge one step further into the abyss we stood at when Trump complimented Arnold Palmer’s penis for no discernable reason.

Interesting exercise in pointlessness. The polls have been stable for quite some time. Nothing in and themselves to hang a hat on — just keep grinding through those seven states, you two! Except for an on-rush of Republican polls which allow the Fox News and talk radio contingent to proceed as with a “Kamala stalls, as predicted, Trump climbs, as predicted.” Surely they are joking. Funny thing on watching clips of Hannity — a go to line of some theoretic partisan effectiveness when confronted by a Stephen A Smith on the bumbling Trump — “the liberals said the thing about George W Bush!” – – is a no go.

Wait. They walked into a diner at breakfast. To get the voice of the people, the forgotten hoity toity poor hard scrambled older whiter that Beltians who will decide it all. How novel!

The two week warning

October 23rd, 2024

My first blush was to offer Elon Musk Pac a partial defense for a shady action — dueling ads micro-targeted to separate factions of the Israel — Palestine issue, enter the field around a mosque in the Blue Wall states and your internet tracks you to one, enter a synagogue and it is the other. The defensible as is the one directed to the Jews, pointing to the fact that Kamala Harris has nice-targeted tik tok ads clipping her speeches at the “Palestine” part. If you want to remain wholly on the up and up, you should probably carry this to the Muslim population, the limited reach of the Kamala ad and give to claims of two facedness. The problem is the ad that Musk Pac has running for the mosques is just ugly anti-Semitism — the message for the ad is essentially “Kamala Harris’s husband… Is a Jew.”

Sounds reasonable. Hopefully this “dude” contingent can compartmentalize their entertainment. It is like Charles Manson — maybe on some level amused by him, to the chagrin of the Feminist Manifesto “Goodbye to All This” on the attitudes of their New Left menfolk, but when his album came into the head shops — they could not pull the plug.

I saw another Pac as for Trump. A bizarre tableau of black people shouting their outrage in various public settings against some discombulated footage of Harris praising Biden. I have look up this pac. I find a story of one of the black women in the ad — who I have no idea who she is shouting at and about what as nothing in this ad follows or is connected to anything — expressing a “what the hell am I doing in this ad?”. Everything is on the up and up in electioneering.

and if Biden did this?

October 18th, 2024

Low level conspiracy theory on South Dakota governor Kristi Noem, right alongside the same low level conspiracy theory for Alabama Senator Katie Britt. They debased themselves and exposed themselves to political — cultural ridicule so as to maintain a future political viability by getting themselves out of the running for Trump’s vice presidential selection. Britt had a bizarrely horrible Republican Response to Biden’s State of the Union address and Noem revealed a trigger happy dog kill anecdote. As things play out, Noem continues playing the happy warrior, tagging along Trump at an event in Pennsylvania. There is a Republican Senate candidate there, but he apparently doesn’t want to do this. So it is Noem who debased herself here, irretrievably in frame the night Trump fell off the cliff.

And she shuffles off to the side, gamely making the appropriate hand dancing on YMCA and the rest of the list after Trump does the “fuck it. Let’s listen to some music!”

Everyone straining here to go along where Trump is taking them. Question: is this worth their dignity? And I suppose someone would be in the position to do this, but it is notable that it is not the Pennsylvania Republican Senate candidate — the campaign has to import from our of state South Carolina’s governor. Of course, in the closing weeks of the Biden campaign, the scuttlebutt and tell was the disappearance of political bigwigs and candidates from Biden’s campaign appearances. This was after the caveat for the case in re-electing Biden became too big. The guy was old, getting older, and all public appearances now moved the flub he would invariably make into the focus of the next news cycle. The case for Biden’s fortunes hinged on a comparison to Trump, but it was hard to focus on to the problem of Trump then.

Trump was a focal point of Ellis’s book — though, the “ruthless capitalist” model hardly figures here anymore. What I want to understand is how Greg Gutfeld can sit there now, and take this one in, after all his knocking of Biden stumbling, a “if they manage to pull this one past the finish line” Hell. Or Rod Dreher, understandably citing at Biden’s election and nomination a move into a Chernenko phase for the Democratic Party apparatus, chugging along with a fossil. Dreher did so, though, while also making the assumption that Trump was spent, eaten up his good will with January 6, and the party could move on. The thing, though, is the absurdity is the point now.

Something notable here. Harris offered up a public statement, before cameras, on a major development with foreign policy. I don’t believe it is in her official powers to do so, her statement is meaningless as this is something we should see President Biden doing right now. But she is laying out an official position. This is a ruse, a presidential action by a woman wanting to look like the President. Maybe, just maybe — like the economic summit in 2008 when Bernanke was addressing a lot of his points toward Obama as McCain stumbled in after stint campaign jabs — an unofficial official beginning of her Presidency. Though, I guess the focal point for JD Vance’s stump speech — has not worked its way into Trump’s yet — is trying to pull off a plagiarism charge that one of those non-book bullet PowerPoint political books she has released at an earlier part of her career — has material from.elsewhere. Oh, maybe.

I am mildly curious to watch Trump’s remarks at the Al Smith dinner. A weird affair, this is now. Kamala bails, though sent over a skit with an Saturday Night Live character, the better to defuse the “there is no humor in a jab on Trump’s trajectory but whatever”. Trump gives the whatever. There may be a context and frame of London can pull into that makes them funny.

Votes are coming in fast

October 12th, 2024

Noting any tiny inch of a sign of a bad news on the election forecasts and prospects of Kamala Harris, piling a molehill into a mountain. A certain Democratic Party and Selfridges PTSD on the 2016 election, mainly. When 75 percent of the signs point your direction, you fear the 25 percent that don’t. It is also that sensation that a large number of Republicans in the mid level kind of does not care all that much one way or the other — two years on we will win with Harris to knock around and have at least some room to wriggle with back to where we want without Trump as an albatross. The Democrats and group of Never Trumpers are existential meaning here. Beyond a candidate who, when you can get past miles of incoherence, is evoking the 1890s Alien and Sedition Act, nineteenth century tariff policies, the 1950s immigration deportation program, and early twentieth century racial theories that died in Germany at the end of World War 2.

It has been a while since I have checked in on the Babylon Bee podcast. They don’t seem to have the group of Christian entertainment not political in the strictest d v r sense yahoos getting interviewed — and I am mildly interested in hearing them, and I think possible the one actually funny host — the guy who did Ax Cop — is gone. They have a long time in development project on the way. It is a hilarious movie mocking the hew and cry over January 6. Hilarity, all of it — what a gas. Somewhere in the past they interviewed a man with “Wak Away”, a group of Black Republicans ie: “Walk Away from the Democratic Party”. An interesting interview with a man who was at the scene — a big take-away from him though not the message he was wanting to relay: he got questioned on a few things, but not prosecuted because — while he was at the crime scene at the time of the crime, he is not a man we have any interest in. Leave feelings of persecution to the persecution.

Animating the Walk Away campaign, apparently, is… The fate and/ or quality of a Brady Bunch reboot. The mind reels. Familiar with this genre of internet videos, five or maybe fifteen minutes, complain about a highly stilted and politically unsubtle entertainment item. This thing about a Brady Bunch reboot where… I don’t know — is Cousin Oliver gender non binary? — is one hour thirty five minutes fifty nine seconds. I will say if wokeness in the form of overbearing production notes halted filming of this project, a rebooted Brady Bunch for the 2020s — Woke All the Way, Baby!

Checking in on the post liberal duo of Matt Taibbi and Walter Kirn. When last I listened, they were making a drink the media is ignoring or not putting Putin / Russia’s nuclear saber rattling threats to the West over Ukraine. Today it is — hm. At least it is a dignified caricature of Biden. Or is that Bush? I have no reference point on this. A Bush-Biden mashup might make sense — maybe?

The slog toward the election continues. Media information spaces split ashunder. Some of your neighbour thinks Haitian immigrants are eating dogs and cats and school kids are acting like cats and demanding litter boxes in schools — and even if they aren’t, this just focuses is on real issues. How does one skip past this? Who knows, but it isn’t sustainable.

The demographic-splicing podcast choices of Kamala Harris vs Donald Trump — you exchange a podcast with this silly name — so mocked by good Christian humorists as “sex podcast” — for a 20 something whose shtick is that he runs up to sniff the seats of favoured guests (like Andrew Tate) after they leave — nothing sexual on that scene.

Ron Paul is still out there, commentary available for your edification. When last I checked, he was promulgating every line the Republican Party is against President and then candidate Biden — Russia hoax, responded justice department against Trump, maybe you find yourself aligned with his isolationism on Ukraine, the border the border the border. Bother to check in with Rand Paul — nothing much altered but dynamics of our politics.