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Hugo Chavez part 2

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

The one twinge-worthy aspect of Hugo Chavez’s speech was his insistence that Bush (and/or Americans at large) oughta quit watching Superman and Batman movies and start reading Noam Chomsky.

It reminds me of this graffiti left on the “Sporting News” stands which reads “Stoo-pid” — alongside the USA Today and Oregonian boxes marked with “LIES!”. There will be no room for such frivulous diversions in the coming Super-state as professional sports. We shall now only consume weighty material.

This is why The Beatles destroyed Communism, I suppose.

Incidentally, it is good that Hugo Chavez didn’t demand us to quit reading Superman and Batman comics, as Chomsky undoubtedly outsells Superman and Batman.

on the requisite 15 minute state leader speeches at the UN

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

So, I was watching Bush speak at the United Nations, shrugging and sighing. Here was my thought process, what would be popping up in thought balloon form above my head if a comic strip manifested itself right there and then.

“The devil is right at home. The devil, the devil himself, is right in the house.

And the devil is here today. Today the devil came here. Right here. Why, it probably will still smell of sulfur tomorrow!”

Now, if only someone could break through the logjam of diplomatic couching and say such words before the United Nations Assembly.

Actually, with all due — or perhaps little due– respect to Hugo Chavez, Bush is not the Devil. The Devil is a mythological creature, its import largely psychological and sociological and sometimes metaphorically to those who have “Reached the Age of Reason”. Literal transformations are at a loss for me.

Where is Gordon Allen Pross in 2006?

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

Gosh darned it. The Washington State primary was held yesterday, and I slept right through it, not knowing the answer to the most pertinent questions I always have of the Washington State elections.

What was Gordon Allen Pross running for, and what percentage (as well as how many votes) did he receive?

And what did he write in the Voter’s pamphlet?

I see he’s honed in his campaign pitch to his premise of “a 10 percent tithe”, replete with a modest Public Financing of Campaigns. This is to him what the 15 percent Flat Tax is to Steve Forbes.

Imagine 100 people representing 100 percent of the American population to include 100 red headed Lincoln pennies representing all the money in America. Clearly, Congress legislated 59 Lincoln cents to 01 person, then 31 Lincoln cents to 4 people. Therefore 90 percent of the wealth is legislated to 5 percent namely “We the People.”
While 10 Lincoln pennies are legislated to 95 Americans, or 10 percent of the wealth legislated to 95 percent of the enslaved Americans. This is a 90 percent to 10 percent ratio. It was a snap for Congress to fix these numbers.
As your United States Senator, together it will be liberating turning this formula upside down so an American citizen will find equality in earning 10 red Lincoln cents through tithing 01 red Lincoln penny to govern. This one red headed Lincoln cent being the absolute one & only tax paid by an American citizen. Together we’ve found Your money for healthcare, education, career track and paid vacations.
When 100 percent pay 10 percent America’s domestic policy becomes equality guaranteed under the “Declaration of Independence!”
USA splits the one Taxed Lincoln cent equally three ways Federal, State and Local Governments receive a third, 33.33% times 3 equals 99.99%. With 00.01% left over for campaign finance reform. On a 11.1 trillion dollar gross nation product, one hundredth of one percent of a Lincoln penny is 10 billion 12 million to pay for Americas campaign from every city hall to the White House and all camps in between.
Now Americans can run against all lackluster incumbents, (vacated, vacating) seat with the same First Amendment voice as any candidate or incumbent. Like TV, radio, magazines, www., telephone, billboards, flyers. Now Washingtonians Vote justifiably abolishes censored auctions for public office.
Washingtonians proudly Resurrecting Sparks of Deity for First Amendment Primaries!

Gordon Allen Pross received his tithe of the votes: 3165 votes; 1.2704% . A distant 5th out of 6 to the winner of the Republican nomination, some schmuck who’s going to lose in November so it’s not worth remembering his name who received 85.3933% of the Republican vote.

I admit that I’m not entirely sure what county Ellensburg resides in, so I can’t quite ascertain his weight in his home base.

National Review Cover

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

I’m a week behind on these things, as the new and latest issue of the National Review is a cover warning us about Speaker Nancy Pelosi, but I have one question about this cover:

Reminiscent of the Thomas Friedman rule of every so often stating that “the next six months will tell the story”, Can this be the last last chance for Iraq, please?

The Electoral Lethargacy

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

The rumours that never seemed to cement themselves into fully sighted news appear to finally be cementing themselves. Sure, the indications were there when Fox News ramped up the propaganda on Iran a few weeks ago. But none of the indications that the Scott Ritters of the world have been echoing seemed to be coming true. Perhaps it was just a matter of time-line being off; perhaps that was combined with any number of things happening off-stage and out of view. The result has generally been, for me, pushing aside the rumoured going ons of any military adventure into Iran.

Air Force Col. Sam Gardiner (Ret.) said, “We are conducting military operations inside Iran right now. The evidence is overwhelming.”

Today Bush popped before the United Nations and rattled the chains. And thus we appear to be off in some forbidding direction.

The Electoral cynicism, in some quarters, comes in with USA Today’s publication of polling data which shows Bush’s approval rating rising. It is up to a oh-so-fantastic 44 percent — a percentage that only looks good because of the depths that Bush had fallen. The cynical take, and one that is prevalent amongst vast swarms of the electorate, is that this is the poll for a Banana Republic. We are being groomed for a non-disasterous Fall Midterm election for the Republican Party. The election results have already being written out. We shrug. The only means of protest we have at this moment in history is to throw eggs at our leaders, and then to throw more eggs, and then walk around and forget the day.

That is the electoral lethargacy. Is it warrented? I Report. You Decide.

Um?

Monday, September 18th, 2006

I saw this glossy little card that someone (I would say the promoters of this event at this place) left in various free newspaper boxes in the downtown area. I am in the habit of grabbing these things, musing over them, then throwing them away, occasionally noting them here.

The bottom of a woman, dressed in panties. “Tragedy Presents My Teacher is a whore”. The “Back to School Special”. The teacher is beside a blackboard that has a variety of sexual topics under the banner “Sex 101”.

I flip it over, see some information, location, and assume that the listing is of a handful of either bands or deejays. The price, and then…

“ALL AGE SHOW”.

Because nothing spells “All Age Show” like “My Teacher Is a Whore” and a close-up of a woman’s panties over the words “Intercourse. Penis. Vagina”, etc…

a million little more pieces

Saturday, September 16th, 2006

The word from Pakistan is that the government has in their ready a tap of al Qaeda suspects that they tap into anytime they need to quell the duplicitious nature of their relationship with the United States, last manifested in the story that Bin Laden was being offered immunity if he just calls off his Jihad right now and starts leading a low-key peaceful existence.

And thus, floating past the headline grabbing quote that (um) “You know, there is a kind of an urban myth here in Washington about how this administration hasn’t stayed focused on Osama bin Laden. Forget it. It’s convenient throw-away lines, you know, when people say that.” (which you just place next to him saying “I don’t know where he is you know? I just don’t spend a lot of time on him” and slam your head against the wall a few times.) you get the context for this little gem showing Bush’s lack of a sense of any irony.

Pressed on why he opposed the idea of sending a large contingent of special forces to Pakistan to hunt bin Laden, Bush said his strategy was to work with Pakistan’s government.

“First of all, Pakistan is a sovereign nation,” Bush said. “In order for us to send thousands of troops into a sovereign nation, we’ve got to be invited by the government of Pakistan.

In order for us to send thousands of troops into a sovereign nation, we’ve got to be invited by the government of …

In order for us to send thousands of troops into a sovereign nation, we’ve got to be invited by the government of …

In order for us to send thousands of troops into a sovereign nation, we’ve got to be invited by the government of …

In order for us to send thousands of troops into a sovereign nation, we’ve got to be invited by the government of …

So I take us back to this sign:

Replace “Hegemonists” with any mediocre president from the past, and reshuffle this whole scene we have here, please.

Divided We Stand, United We Fall

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

The one thing I can say about the alleged political nature of Bush’s 9/11 speech is that I’m not sure if it should be any other way. To drop all traces of political disagreements from a speech such as that is to attempt to find a lowest common denominator in which everybody can agree on. I suppose such is possible, but it would probably lead to an even more vacuous speech than I hear Bush gave. (I don’t make a habit of listening to what Bush has to say, as he doesn’t have much to offer.)

Divided we Stand, United We fall — because it takes too much coersion to make us “united”. Think about it.

Of bongs and stuff

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

Appearance-wise I probably fit in well enough walking around that little festival organized by NORML, National Organization to Reform Marijuana Laws. I don’t in any other way — I… um… don’t do weed.

Actually the whole scene makes me a little bit dizzy. I imagine it’s all in my mind. After some procession of musical groups sing some white reggae, 60s psychedallic throwback rock, and folk music that makes frequent references to getting high, the speaker comes to the fore and shouts out the last call for bids on a “Bong autographed by Tommy Chong!” — the stage somewhere near an outlet marked “4/20 Candy!” — a candy that has gotten a number of parenting groups angry because they fear it’s aimed at the children, when quite obviously it’s a good hook for stoners of any age.

Three police officers patrol the area. I mentally cross out the word “cop” and replace it with “pig”, just to get in the spirit of this scene. I don’t know quite what they’re looking for — nobody appears to be actively dousing toking, but it appears that the majority have probably done so within the previous hour. The “pigs” float around the closed-tents, unable to walk in and probably ultimately not particularly wanting to, and thus it appears their accomplishments in apprehending a mass of misdemenors happening in their midst are awash.

God bless the honest business vendors, I suppose. I grew weary, and floated away. There are worst things and there are worst groupings of people, and I do not begrudge them.

September 10, 2001

Sunday, September 10th, 2006

What I knew on September 10 and what I did not know.

I knew Osama Bin Laden, though I did not know it was just as proper — if not more so — to say Usama Bin Laden. One thing I remember is listening to a rant from local sports radio host (who diverged from sports quite regularly because who the hell can talk about sports for three hours?) Colin Cowherd — a somewhat depressingly parachial screed along the lines of “Ain’t America Great?” with the cynical lesson to “the kids” that the idea that you should know about the world at large was Bs. “Our greatest enemy? Osama Bin Laden. Some nutcase in a cave. How can you be scared of that?”

I knew the Taliban. On September 10 their chief claim to fame amongst Americans was blowing up a set of historic Buddhist idols. Also of note, but largely forgotten from the American people (if they even caught it at the time), except perhaps from a certain class of fundamentalist Christian activists, was this persecution of Christian missionary relief workers in Afghanistan. It was (and probably still is, or is again) illegal for religious missionaries to proseltyze. The Christian missionaries claimed to not be “spreading the word” of Jesus Christ, but it has since came out quite definitively that they did. I don’t know, but it is a little difficult to sympathize with law breakers who go into a competing religion’s theocratic government seemingly seeking martyr status.

I did not know the name “al Qaeda”, and would not know that name until the following Sunday.

I knew the Hart — Rudman Report. I knew who Gary Hart was, and still have only the vaguest idea that Warren Rudman was a fellow Senator. I knew that the news of the Hart — Rudman Report had popped up to the top of the news cycle maybe two times during the previous spring through summer, before being drowned out by the Summer Infotainment news spectacles, Shark Attacks were that Summer’s News Du Jour. It was here that I came to largely loathe the news media.

I knew The Cole Attack. I remember talking politics and the 2000 presidential election campaign with my parents. Their sense was that war was beckoning, and perhaps this would show itself in the election with a “Don’t Change Horses in mid-stream.” My response was a “Yeah, but the public may look at Bush and basically see his father’s cabinet.” These were the ‘grown ups” we were supposed to revere and look past Bush’s flimsy record and see. I suppose in the end the Cole ended up being awash in terms of electoral advantages. Policy wise, your view depends on your partisan inclinations, and revisionist history dampens any serious discussion.

I did not know that Afghanistan’s major export is Heroin. The Taliban was pretty good at keeping the crop down — for religious reasons you see– although the 10 percent of the country controlled by that which was called “The Northern Alliance” pumped it out and out. Today the Taliban in Afghanistan has no qualms about growing Heroin — that classic sign that in the end, money for expediency trumps Religious ideology.

I believe my new roommate had moved the evening of September 9. It was probably technically breaking my lease — I ended up basically subletting a Korean student who was not taking any classes for a couple of terms (thus not eligible for housing), he giving me a check every month for half the rent thus getting around College Housing. So I went into the shower. In the next room, a student who I never did get to shut down his loud music at nighttime — was on the phone. The conversation from his side went like this, as I was stepping into the shower. “NA — UH!! […] Those goddamned Arabs! […] Hey, I’m sorry. Really.” It is likely he was talking on the phone with an Arab student down the hall, name escapes me… a man who disappeared for the next two weeks, who when he came back gingerly said, “Yeah, I’ve been laying low.”

The phone conversation told me the vaguest outline of what had happened, and I knew I would have to turn the television on when I came out. My roommate already had the television on, and turned to me to say, “Airplanes struck the World Trade Center in New York.”

The news regurgitated itself with no real development, thus telling me it was best to move on. Bush would signal to me that it was still okay to distrust him when answered the question of what Americans can do at this time in crisis with “Go Shopping!” Today the average savings rate of Americans has fallen to roughly ZERO. I suppose this cynical answer made some some sort of sense, though I’ve always thought it pointed to the great paradox of our economic system: that which is good for the individual economy can be quite bad for the overall economy and vice versa — at least in the short term. So it is that if I were to have ever been polled, I would have settled my way into that 10 percent of the public who would give Bush a negative approval rating through his entire presidency.

There’s a strange irony regarding Saddam Hussein and Iraq — the war that was sold in the shadows of 9/11 as — at best — a trajectory “front” to make the Middle East Safe for Countries that Do Not Harbor Terrorists, and at worst a War to defeat Osama Bin Laden. Before 9/11, I would have been likely more supportive of military action in Iraq. For one thing, I knew that Saddam Hussein had chemical and biological weapons — I do not believe that the somewhat numb-minding term “weapons of mass destruction” had been brought into general American parlance as of yet. I would reassess this false knowledge throughout 2002 as the Bush Administration kept opening up their mouths and saying things that were demonstrably false, and as their assessments came out as hopelessly unrealistic. The strange reality is that in terms of American politics, I have since 9/11 become more dovish — though the definition of “dove” has seriously been watered down.