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Legendary LSD enfused MLB pitcher Dock Ellis dies:Â The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn’t. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder.Â Now, if everyone on the field had the sense distorted reality associated with LSD as opposed to the Steroid crap they’re on now, then we’d have a ballgame!

A tough time to be in any position of authority, or more likely the point-man for any position of authority — you’re going to have to endure a period of time where the peasants will be tryting to hurl shoes at you.

Death in plane crash — Let the Conspiracy Theories Fly!

All-White Militias sprout up to defend post Katrina New Orleans neighborhoods; “Turner Diary” writer high fives somewhere.

1930:Â What’s the matter with Chicago?

You know that Greece is in flames, don’t you?

Slavery on the March

Where are we staring?

With Experts like these

Nirvana and Beach Boys: actually have a strangely similar stylings.

Place Obligatory Paul Weyrich quotation on winning if people don’t vote here.

What the Hell is David Byrne doing here?

Last night’s Trailblazers victory over the Suns will forever be remembered in Blazers lore for two things:Â Brandon Roy’s 52 points, and a shirtless guyÂ in the stands.

Okay.Â But doesn’t this sort of hamper the whole storyline that gets at a stronger Blag – Bam connection?Â Alan Keyes.

Evan Dorkin’s daughter doodles Milk and Cheese, creating a somewhat discordantÂ “Isn’t that Adorable?”-fest

More Mormon than Mormon, and the prophecy of doom for president – elect Obama

Public Access tv in LA:Â no more?

Do you want to know what Jello Biafro thinks?Â If you do, follow this link.Â If you don’t, don’t.

Quote two of the day:Â Page was willing to show more than any woman prettier than her, and prettier than any woman who was willing to show more.Â [I think there’s a dropped ‘was’ in there.]

A run-through of Obama logo try-outs

The Wilson Precedent, and Bush is not taking up on it.

The Republicans have lost Michigan for a Generation

BCS Declares Germany Winner of WW2

Rod Bagojevich or Tony Soprano?

An Indian looks at America

If you like A, you’ll love B.Â Or not.

Partisan politics always makes for intellectual dishonesty.

Obama Birth Certificate Seekers after Supreme Court rulingÂ MarchÂ On Bravely

And the Blackwater’s Swirling

Transactional Politics at its worst

Puzzlements of Minnesota: 133 Ballots missing.

In these tough economic times, Santa can no longer deliever, so the kids have to turn to other sources

The Family Guy (a show I think is a sign of Societal Decay) propels “Laura Bush Killed a Guy” up the search-list.

I had a viscarel hatred and revulsionÂ toward Jay Leno, until I learned to be totally apathetic at his mediocrity.

Isn’t Erik Larsen a bad artist for old Image comics?Â What’s he doing pimping for Webster Tarpley books?

At least it’s not the “Benjamin Franklin” “quote” about the Jews

Russia wants you to be terrified of It.Â But mostly I just amuse myself with the side articles that abound.

One Year Pregnant Girl… “Pro-Life” Movement to protest her Abortion.

Hoax Call Nearly Starts Nuclear War between India and Packistan.Â This is the kind of meager thing that started WWI.

Bill Ayers:Â Moron

Hey!Â I have no life too.

There is such a thing as being Too Fat to Fight

“He was a charming man, someone who was only ever nice to me, a great boss to work for. You can say what you like, but he was a good man to us,”
AND
“A good guy, that’s what he was,” His wife immediately corrected him, saying that Hitler was the worst criminal in the world. “I know, doll,” Heesters responded. “But he was nice to me.”

Department of Corrections

Was this Luann a celebration of homosexual diversity or…?

In order to “change”, an alternate set ofÂ functionaries has to existÂ to choose from.

LawÂ on engagement in videotaping Portland cops shifts ever so slightly

It’s December, and that means it’s Bill O’Reilly’s Imaginary War on Christmas.Â (Washington State edition)

NEW NIXON TAPES!Â NEW NIXON TAPES!Â NEW NIXON TAPES!Â Christmas has come early… I love them new Nixon tapes!

Look into it.

From Russia with Loathing

Robert Ebert rails against Celebrtiy Culture

Broken Windows inÂ onlineÂ chatting

Police Tasing:Â Organizationally, the Portland PoliceÂ have nothing but contempt forÂ the citizens of Portland.

Stampede at Walmart kills an employee.Â Good Gawd, I hate Black Friday and itsÂ long shadow over Christmas.

“When I was your age…”

Star Trek versus Star Wars.Â Who wins?

10 Least Auspicious Names for a President

Abby Elliott is joining the cast of Saturday Night Live.Â Daughter of Chris Elliott, whoseÂ reported career low-point was his year with SNL.Â Which means for the first time in history, news accounts are reporting Chris Elliott as being “SNL alum Chris Elliott”.

Statistical anomoly in Ohio:Â 45 percent of white no shows were from Ohio.

Good Luck in battling this regime.