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Cosmos: Creationist Version.

random Chris Elliott reference which just seems gratuitous.
most recent Letterman appearance.

Andrew Cuomo getting slammed in New York.

Rand Paul versus the Republican Establishment.
and the North Carolina Republican Senate Primary race.

Hillary Clinton versus George W Bush: Who dodged a flying shoe better?

Mike Huckabee says North Korea has more freedom than the US at times.

Tom Friedman makes silly recommendations about Putin and the Ukraine.

Juggalos have a new coin.

Tom Coburn and Claire McCaskill present a cleverly titled bill about using google.

Don’t Mess with Texas, or Urinate on the Alamo.

Biggest Bitcoin mine in… Wenatchee.

The Simpsons couch gag tribute to Letterman.Â (And the Simpsons really oughta join Letterman into the abyss of past glories.)
Letterman on Terry Gross, circa 1981.\

Bill Maher on the John Roberts Campaign Financing Ruling.

Movies passing the Bechdel Test more likely to make a profit.

Shane Osborn.Â Nebraska Senate candidate’s weird story.

FBI Informant… Al Sharpton.

Westboro Baptist Church picketing celebrating Oklahoma liquor store, even after denying Fred Phelps at the Drake concert.

Typical polling result:Â Who wants to intervene and mess with Russia and the Ukraine?Â Whoever doesn’t know anything about Russia and the Ukraine.

Is Jeb Bush more like George W Bush or George H W Bush, and more importantly… do the people want either?

Krist Novoselic of Nirvana and some political activism … praises Celine Dione fans.

Rand Paul and Libertarianism and his racial casting.

Ted Nugent defends South African Apartheid and … stuff.

Who blocks facebook, youtube, and twitter?

Scientists discover new dwarf planet past Pluto… nickname it, “Biden“.

Bruce Braley, Democratic Senate candidate in Iowa, making a fool of himself.

Forgetting the college basketball gaffe here for a moment, Mitch Mcconnell sure has stupid “Dramatic Ads”.Â Why?Â They worked oh so well for Tim Pawlenty?

Afghanistan’s third election.

Jon Stewart on CNN’s coverage of the missing flight.

6th grade whiz kid suggests government can save millions of dollars by changing typeface.

The Onion’s Fred Phelps obituary.

Petition for Alaska to be returned to Russia reaches 10K signatures… Obama Administration may have to respond.

Chris Christie’s lawyer issues report that totally exonerates Chris Christie.

“Michelle Obama has recently started wearing wide, straight eyebrows. Does she want to subtly distract us from political crises? ”

Jimmy Carter tries to thwart NSA by using snail mail.

Alabama Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore (sigh) sides with Birthers.

How Obama become a publicist for his presidency instead of President.Â And… you know… this is just kind of silly, in that post-modernist hue of asking “Just what is a President”?

The Sign at the first post-Fred Counterprotest.

On Creationists trying to butt in for “Equal Time” for the Cosmos Series.

Not that it matters, as she’s running in a safe Democratic seat, but here’s an interesting Republican nominee for Congress in Illinois.

Christian Militia Leader Wants Others To Sign Up To Assassinate Obama.

How a robot wrote an LA Times earthquake story.

Putin’s popularity jumps skyhigh.

Ron Paul doesn’t give a damned.

Pacifica Radio’s new Civil War.

Looking for Joshua Tree graffiti ist.Â Who holds a torch for… Emily, if I recall the graffiti right.

Fox News talks up Noah’s Arc.

Kim Jong Un wins election in landslide of all landslides.

Pat Robertson warns about horror movies causing demons to wreck cars.

Girl Scouts selling cookies runs into the culture wars.

Rob Ford botches Daylight Savings Time.

The East German Stasi Metadata.

US Bases in Okinawa… a history.

What to know about the history of the Ukraine.

Boykin says something stupid again.

Why Arizona’s Governor did the veto thing.
What say you, George Takei?
NPR interviews Scott Lively for some stupid reason about Uganda.

Ralph Nader names 20 very rich people he’d like to see run for President.

The Onion does the Oscars.

How Hillary Clinton thought to talk to Single Payer Advocates.

Who was Louise Overacker?

Former Republican, now Libertarian, Nutcase running in North Carolina’s 8th.Â (He is the Messiah, apparently.)

In Defense of the controversial decision to grant same sex marriage licenses ten years ago, backlash be damned.

The Lord is a warrior and in Revelation 19 is says when he comes back, he’s coming back as what? A warrior. A might warrior leading a mighty army, riding a white horse with a blood-stained white robe … I believe that blood on that robe is the blood of his enemies ’cause he’s coming back as a warrior carrying a sword.

And I believe now – I’ve checked this out – I believe that sword he’ll be carrying when he comes back is an AR-15.

Now I want you to think about this: where did the Second Amendment come from? … From the Founding Fathers, it’s in the Constitution. Well, yeah, I know that. But where did the whole concept come from? It came from Jesus when he said to his disciples ‘now, if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.’

I know, everybody says that was a metaphor.Â IT WAS NOT A METAPHOR! He was saying in building my kingdom, you’re going to have to fight at times. You won’t build my kingdom with a sword, but you’re going to have to defend yourself.Â And that was the beginning of the Second Amendment, that’s where the whole thing came from. I can’t prove that historically and David [Barton] will counsel me when this is over, but I know that’s where it came from.

And the sword today is an AR-15, so if you don’t have one, go get one. You’re supposed to have one. It’s biblical.

– See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/boykin-when-jesus-comes-back-hell-be-carrying-ar-15-assault-rifle#sthash.jbex76Ih.dpuf

The 2014 Republican Primary Race Map, key in on the Senate picture.

On Sunday,Â Chevron Appalachia Community Outreach sent a gift certificate to those who lived in the vicinity of the blast offering them a two liter bottle of soda and one large pizza.

And now that we know what’s going on in North Korea… now what?

Conspiracy nutcase:Â Leno dropped due to Obama jokes?Â Â Um… er… huh?

Russia reverting to 19th Century.

When Russia and the United States shared some odd common bond.

New Jersey Paper Correction summarizes the state of the Christie Bridge Gate.

The Pope humors Latin Massers.

Protests in Russia Olympics:Â Pussy Riot banned; Christian Street Preachers against Homos not banned.

The problem with Jimmy Fallon’s booking of Mike Tyson.

Joe the Plumber loses part of his “street cred“; joins Union.

Another day, another stupid Rural State Secession Movement: New Yorkers want to get away from New York .

NFL Camera Crews preparing for Challenging Year of Avoiding Offensive Michael Sam signs.Â (The Onion)

Clay Aiken running for North Carolina House to take on Renee Elmers.Â And… ???

Rogers was in the area for an interview with 1300 Freedom Radio and a meet and greet at Dannyâ€™s Super Foods, 2003 Western Ave., West Orange. – See more at: http://www.orangeleader.com/local/x1186906827/Rogers-U-S-Senate-hopeful-meets-with-Orange-residents#sthash.4EfUZfFI.dpuf

How gay Christians are remaking the Church.Â And into the comments section to see how this one goes over.

The 8 states that have anti-gay laws right about where Russia’s are.Â And two more inching about there.

The 9/11 Truther question after Superbowl.Â Following Carroll, maybe.Â And into the comments with more zaniness.

No, the Superbowl was not rigged.

Georgia Republican Senate Primary race becomes “Impeach Obama” frenzy.

Reason takes NY Times article on Bitcoin to task.

The 1970s:Â Golden Age of Intelligence Questioning

The Illuminati at the Grammys.
Katy Perry to ask Obama about the aliens.

North Carolina Republican Rand Paulian candidate for Senator Greg Brannon ran some conspiratorial website.

MSNBC interrupts congresswoman for coverage of Justin Bieber.

Fox News audience is over 68.

Facebook about to lose 80 percent of its users.Â Hm.