Archive for September, 2006

A case of Clusterfuck “Huh?”

Friday, September 22nd, 2006

A Letter to the Oregonian: We were aghast to learn of the killing this weekend of Tigard-area teen Lukus Glenn by Washington County sheriff’s deputies (”Police kill 18-year-old near Tigard,” Sept. 17, and “Mom: 9-1-1 call was to help son,” Sept. 18).

Something went terribly wrong here. Having raised three children, we know that there are occasions when teens may be out of control and defiant, especially if alcohol is involved. Glenn’s parents did exactly the right thing when their son appeared to be out of control and self-destructive: They asked for help.

They expected that their son might have to be arrested for the night, sober up and face the consequences of extreme behavior. The last thing they expected, we’re sure, was that law enforcement officers would escalate the situation even further.

If Glenn had been a wild animal cornered in the neighborhood, chances are he would have been tranquilized and transported unconscious back to a friendly habitat. Why couldn’t that have happened for Glenn?

We weren’t there, and we don’t know the exact circumstances as events played out, but we suggest a different type of training for the officers is needed. Defiance is not sufficient reason to take a life.

Bring out the Tasers, stall, negotiate, do something else — anything rather than escalate to final justice so quickly.

Our sympathies go out to the parents who raised a promising young man who just needed a little help and some extra discipline getting through the adolescent growing pains. He deserved a better outcome, and so did they.

Some key details of the story, found here:

By then, another friend had driven Lukus’ car to the Glenns’ house. His parents heard windows smashing. Their son punched out a back window of one of their cars, then grabbed a shovel and knocked out a window on another.

Glenn dropped the shovel, Morales said, and pulled out a knife. “Me and his dad tried to jump toward him and stop him,” Morales said, but Glenn moved away and threatened to hurt himself.

“He was not trying to hurt us,” Morales said. “I told him, ‘I’ll back away, but please put the knife down.’ ”

When Hope Glenn saw her son put a knife to his throat and refuse to move it, she called 9-1-1. “I said, ‘Don’t shoot him, he’s suicidal.’ ”

Morales said he saw three officers run into the front yard, guns drawn. They told Morales to drop to the ground and told Brad Glenn to go inside. Glenn’s grandmother was at her door and they screamed at her to get inside, Hope Glenn and Morales said.

Morales said the officers yelled at Lukus Glenn to drop the knife. Glenn had the knife in his right hand and kept telling the officers to “stop screaming, stop yelling,” Morales said.

Hope Glenn watched from her windows and said she pleaded on the phone with an emergency dispatcher, “Don’t let them shoot him. He’s my only son.”

Another officer fired several bean-bag rounds, which didn’t knock Lukus Glenn down.

“He just kind of looked at them,” Morales said.

Glenn grabbed both sides of his baggy pants and turned toward the house, gasping, his mother said.

Then four to five gunshots followed.

“I remember seeing him falling as I was screaming his name,” Morales said.

The Glenns watched their son fall on the front step outside his grandmother’s room. Hope Glenn was screaming and had to be treated later for chest pains.

The two deputies are on routine leave while the case is investigated. Sheriff’s spokesman Sgt. Bob Day said all deputies are trained in crisis intervention techniques. After Lukus Glenn refused to drop the knife, the deputies felt they had no choice but to shoot him before he went inside his home, a prepared sheriff’s statement said.

Um. Kid. Was bashing in car windows. Drunk and disorderly. Refused to give up his knife. Elsewhere I saw that he threatened death.

So I turn to Portland Indymedia, and get more of the same as this letter, I assume from entirely different personality types (ie Suburban dad versus Left-wing rebel Che t-shirt wearer):

I am shocked at this totally unecessary death. A kid who is angry, who is depressed and maybe gets a violent tantrum. This can be any of our children. Heck, this could be my teenage daughter, and It was the way I was way back when. Since when is shooting a means to calm down a boy in obvious pain and frustration? I can’t believe the Tigard Police is not trained to deal with this differently. I am completely appalled.

“Violent Tantrum” is an understatement. What the heck were the police supposed to do? I suppose the Che-t shirt wearers have the excuse that they are instinctively anti-cop, but the Tigarites are all about “Law and Order”: What’s their excuse for downplaying the “Violent Tantrum”? A bias toward upstanding high school football players?

Hugo Chavez part 2

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

The one twinge-worthy aspect of Hugo Chavez’s speech was his insistence that Bush (and/or Americans at large) oughta quit watching Superman and Batman movies and start reading Noam Chomsky.

It reminds me of this graffiti left on the “Sporting News” stands which reads “Stoo-pid” — alongside the USA Today and Oregonian boxes marked with “LIES!”. There will be no room for such frivulous diversions in the coming Super-state as professional sports. We shall now only consume weighty material.

This is why The Beatles destroyed Communism, I suppose.

Incidentally, it is good that Hugo Chavez didn’t demand us to quit reading Superman and Batman comics, as Chomsky undoubtedly outsells Superman and Batman.

on the requisite 15 minute state leader speeches at the UN

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

So, I was watching Bush speak at the United Nations, shrugging and sighing. Here was my thought process, what would be popping up in thought balloon form above my head if a comic strip manifested itself right there and then.

“The devil is right at home. The devil, the devil himself, is right in the house.

And the devil is here today. Today the devil came here. Right here. Why, it probably will still smell of sulfur tomorrow!”

Now, if only someone could break through the logjam of diplomatic couching and say such words before the United Nations Assembly.

Actually, with all due — or perhaps little due– respect to Hugo Chavez, Bush is not the Devil. The Devil is a mythological creature, its import largely psychological and sociological and sometimes metaphorically to those who have “Reached the Age of Reason”. Literal transformations are at a loss for me.

Where is Gordon Allen Pross in 2006?

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

Gosh darned it. The Washington State primary was held yesterday, and I slept right through it, not knowing the answer to the most pertinent questions I always have of the Washington State elections.

What was Gordon Allen Pross running for, and what percentage (as well as how many votes) did he receive?

And what did he write in the Voter’s pamphlet?

I see he’s honed in his campaign pitch to his premise of “a 10 percent tithe”, replete with a modest Public Financing of Campaigns. This is to him what the 15 percent Flat Tax is to Steve Forbes.

Imagine 100 people representing 100 percent of the American population to include 100 red headed Lincoln pennies representing all the money in America. Clearly, Congress legislated 59 Lincoln cents to 01 person, then 31 Lincoln cents to 4 people. Therefore 90 percent of the wealth is legislated to 5 percent namely “We the People.”
While 10 Lincoln pennies are legislated to 95 Americans, or 10 percent of the wealth legislated to 95 percent of the enslaved Americans. This is a 90 percent to 10 percent ratio. It was a snap for Congress to fix these numbers.
As your United States Senator, together it will be liberating turning this formula upside down so an American citizen will find equality in earning 10 red Lincoln cents through tithing 01 red Lincoln penny to govern. This one red headed Lincoln cent being the absolute one & only tax paid by an American citizen. Together we’ve found Your money for healthcare, education, career track and paid vacations.
When 100 percent pay 10 percent America’s domestic policy becomes equality guaranteed under the “Declaration of Independence!”
USA splits the one Taxed Lincoln cent equally three ways Federal, State and Local Governments receive a third, 33.33% times 3 equals 99.99%. With 00.01% left over for campaign finance reform. On a 11.1 trillion dollar gross nation product, one hundredth of one percent of a Lincoln penny is 10 billion 12 million to pay for Americas campaign from every city hall to the White House and all camps in between.
Now Americans can run against all lackluster incumbents, (vacated, vacating) seat with the same First Amendment voice as any candidate or incumbent. Like TV, radio, magazines, www., telephone, billboards, flyers. Now Washingtonians Vote justifiably abolishes censored auctions for public office.
Washingtonians proudly Resurrecting Sparks of Deity for First Amendment Primaries!

Gordon Allen Pross received his tithe of the votes: 3165 votes; 1.2704% . A distant 5th out of 6 to the winner of the Republican nomination, some schmuck who’s going to lose in November so it’s not worth remembering his name who received 85.3933% of the Republican vote.

I admit that I’m not entirely sure what county Ellensburg resides in, so I can’t quite ascertain his weight in his home base.

Robin Hood

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

Um. I am currently performing in a theater. It is a reimagining of sorts of Robin Hood. My two characters are a thinly disguised version of famed Italian anti-Fascist Communist Pier Paola Pasolini who has three monolouges of deep thought of some Communist variety or other, and a Duke — two faced political figure who serves under the least subtle political satire one could possibly come up with these days — um… King Shrub. Figure that one out. Other than that you have a healthy dose of the author and director’s autobiography coming through.

Um. Come. Chant “Howie! Howie! Howie!” after my three monolouges just to throw the play off a bit and to throw the other actors off a bit. Preferably come Thursday 8 pm. — which is “Pay as you May”. Toss in $5 or — Hell I don’t care — $500. Also plays the next two Fridays and Saturdays at 8 pm. Sunday at — I think 3 pm. Though I don’t think it’s priced right. The playwright had grand delusions that she might be able to make money off this — none of which shared by me. Remind me to suggest to her that she film this as a record of sorts so she may be able to get a grant the next time she directs a play such as this.

The West End Theater… 1220 Southwest Taylor — within a couple blocks of the downtown Central Public Library. Be there. Please. I’m begging you. Support the arts. You’ll love it.

National Review Cover

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

I’m a week behind on these things, as the new and latest issue of the National Review is a cover warning us about Speaker Nancy Pelosi, but I have one question about this cover:

Reminiscent of the Thomas Friedman rule of every so often stating that “the next six months will tell the story”, Can this be the last last chance for Iraq, please?

The Electoral Lethargacy

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

The rumours that never seemed to cement themselves into fully sighted news appear to finally be cementing themselves. Sure, the indications were there when Fox News ramped up the propaganda on Iran a few weeks ago. But none of the indications that the Scott Ritters of the world have been echoing seemed to be coming true. Perhaps it was just a matter of time-line being off; perhaps that was combined with any number of things happening off-stage and out of view. The result has generally been, for me, pushing aside the rumoured going ons of any military adventure into Iran.

Air Force Col. Sam Gardiner (Ret.) said, “We are conducting military operations inside Iran right now. The evidence is overwhelming.”

Today Bush popped before the United Nations and rattled the chains. And thus we appear to be off in some forbidding direction.

The Electoral cynicism, in some quarters, comes in with USA Today’s publication of polling data which shows Bush’s approval rating rising. It is up to a oh-so-fantastic 44 percent — a percentage that only looks good because of the depths that Bush had fallen. The cynical take, and one that is prevalent amongst vast swarms of the electorate, is that this is the poll for a Banana Republic. We are being groomed for a non-disasterous Fall Midterm election for the Republican Party. The election results have already being written out. We shrug. The only means of protest we have at this moment in history is to throw eggs at our leaders, and then to throw more eggs, and then walk around and forget the day.

That is the electoral lethargacy. Is it warrented? I Report. You Decide.

Um?

Monday, September 18th, 2006

I saw this glossy little card that someone (I would say the promoters of this event at this place) left in various free newspaper boxes in the downtown area. I am in the habit of grabbing these things, musing over them, then throwing them away, occasionally noting them here.

The bottom of a woman, dressed in panties. “Tragedy Presents My Teacher is a whore”. The “Back to School Special”. The teacher is beside a blackboard that has a variety of sexual topics under the banner “Sex 101″.

I flip it over, see some information, location, and assume that the listing is of a handful of either bands or deejays. The price, and then…

“ALL AGE SHOW”.

Because nothing spells “All Age Show” like “My Teacher Is a Whore” and a close-up of a woman’s panties over the words “Intercourse. Penis. Vagina”, etc…

A few clarifications

Monday, September 18th, 2006

I have turned off the comments section for the duration of a month. Comments do trickle in from time to time, and I enjoy them. I do not enjoy the spam comments, which until this blog is moved to different software cannot anymore be filtered out with any real efficiency as the “banned” shaft is full and bulging over.

Last week, I received an email from a college newspaper concerning Lyndon Larouche. I probably should take this moment to explain some things about Lyndon Larouche’s role on this blog, then cut and paste it over to a link to the sidebar.

#1: I am not nor have I ever been a member of any Lyndon Larouche Group.

#2: I have received and I imagine I will continue to receive comments from people who are currently or have previously been involved in a Lyndon Larouche Group. There seemed to be some confusion about the matter from the college newspaper writer, and I may well go back and edit Larouche related posts to make clearer that I am reposting other people’s words.

#3: I frequently post as an entry comments from people making warning sirens on Lyndon Larouche. I frequently write entries commenting on comments from Larouchites, and perhaps my last Larouche post — which was full of obscure references meant to irk a Larouchite who had commented previously, was not opaque enough — particularly for anyone “out of the loop” here.

#4: I consider Lyndon Larouche a cult leader. That is the reason I bump up comments such as “paultony”’s or “Scott’s”, “Scott’s Comment” seems to have opened up a great deal on this topic (relative to the reach of this blog).

#5: The result of which is I constantly waver between an attitude of mockery to a more serious attitude of concern.

I’ll come up with another five or seven statements to round this up to an even 10 or 12. Feel free to email me on the subject, an email address somewhere on the sidebar I believe.