I won’t even comment on Rudy Giuliani

I have looked over the presidential candidates, and have made a decision.  I will be supporting full fledged the Man With A Plan, no-nonsense

Fred Thompson.

Oh, wait.

Okay, Man with Experience, World Weary,

Bill Richardson.

Problem?

Duncan Hunter.

Okay, a little bit out of left field, a man of tremendous integrity…

Dennis Kucinich.

tap tap tap tap…

Okay, I will settle for nothing less and nothing other than

Bob Dole.

BOB DOLE FOR PRESIDENT!  Woot!

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