That wacky Oregonian

I hate the Oregonian.

Yesterday the eye-catching USA Today-esque front page featured a picture of a Lion, I suppose the one that attacked from the San Francisco Zoo, with the question “Can It Happen Here?”

Today the front page reports “Big Cat Attack Oregon Zoo; 1970”, answering the question asked yesterday, I suppose.  Could that research have been done for yesterday’s edition?  And saved for somewhere beyond the front page.
By the way, I can predict tomorrow’s front page.  Some combination of the Emerald Bowl with OSU score and the Portland Trailblazers score, taking up all of the top half of the front page.  What’s happening in Pakistan, turn to page A11… or thereabouts.

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