Patio Man
David Brooks has introduced us all to the crucial segment of the electorate that determines the course of American politics: Patio Man.
For all the talk of plumbers and investment bankers, populists and elitists, Patio Man is still at the epicenter of national politics.
Self-parody much? But before you get your mock on, I think I know where he picked up on “Patio Man”.  I believe Patio Man is the lost verse of a They Might Be Giants song.
And, yes, Triangle Man beats Patio Man.