Edwards and the Enquirer

I am having trouble googling up the famous Grover Cleveland refrain, upon his election despite — or maybe because — of his Bastard child scandal.  It goes a bit like…

Clevland, I Voted Grover Cleveland, and the Kid…  And I’m Glad that I Did. 

Which is a thought that popped in my mind as The National Enquirer looks into some gossip regarding John Edwards.   Assume it to be true for a moment… do you much care?


Found it.

Hooray For Maria!  Hooray For the Kid!

I Voted for Cleveland, and I’m Glad that I did!

… work up a similar ditty for Edwards.

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