As heard on the Rick Emerson Show, and seen by legions of Portlanders with myspace accounts

There’s a bit of discomfort in seeing this less than ideal teen’s online presence (“[lovely] IS LEGAL IN 6 DAYS” — not the last words you’d want, and would be any responsible parents’ worst fear.)

against the backdrop of


Well, every parenting guide I’ve ever seen tells you that your teenagers wear many hats…

Somewhere she’s here:

A repository of dead teenagers. Um. Hm.

“Oh where, or where did my baby go?” Or is “Leader of the Pack” or “Patches” more appropriate? Someone — Write a new Dead Teen Heartbreak Song NOW!!!

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