“I won’t vote for Moore — ever,” said Jack Burnette, a 61 year-old financial planner from suburban Birmingham. “I wouldn’t vote for Roy Moore for dog catcher.”

If I were a municipality somewhere out there in these great United States…

… I think I would have the job of “dog catcher” up for election…

… Then I would finangle a way to have the election end up a contest between a right wing Christian theocrat and a Marxist Revolutionary…

… maybe toss in a third party Independent bid from literal used salesman (and by the way, can someone point to me to a used salesman running for election somewhere?) right then being sued for general used salesman type reasons…

Just to see how this election turns out.

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