Dennis Rodman reveals plans to write Kim Jong Un bio, host Basketball Invitational, coach North Korean Olympic Team, holds Leader’s Daughter, calls Hillary Clinton and Obama assholes, rebuffs any question about Kenneth Bae

Hm.

Former Spur Dennis Rodman?

It’s, I suppose, a tongue in cheek, ala the Onion headline about “Laker Great Karl Malone“…

erm.  Celtics Great Shaquille O’Neil?

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Rodman, an NBA Hall of Famer who starred for the Chicago Bulls, Kim’s favorite team, flew Tuesday from Beijing to Pyongyang, his second trip to see the eccentric North Korean leader ) (as opposed to the previous non-eccentric North Korean leader?)  , whom he has referred to as a “friend” and “an awesome kid.” “I’m not a joke,” Rodman said at a press conference, while sitting in front of a bust of his own head and next to the owner of an Irish bookmaking site, notes Yahoo Sports. “Take me seriously.” No other avenue appears to be open for seeking freedom for Bae. 

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Today, he announced a partnership with Paddy Power to create the Dennis Rodman Paddy Power Invitational. This will bring former NBA players to North Korea for a week in January with the backing of the North Korean government. 

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Dennis Rodman Is a Joke.

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“I held their baby Ju-ae and spoke with Ms. Ri as well. He’s a good dad and has a beautiful family,” Rodman was quoted as saying by the newspaper.

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Rodman went on to reveal that he had also been asked to write a book about international relations with North Korea’s leader.
“It’s gonna be a best-seller,” he said. “He gave me the rights for me and him to sit down for one month and me and him are gonna write a book together.”
Still, it’s not like Rodman hasn’t thought this through: he’s planning a January basketball tournament between the two powers, not to mention he’s now apparently considering writing Kim’s biography. (Rodman has previously penned his own autobiographies, entitled Bad As I Wanna Be and I Should Be Dead By Now.)

Oh, about Kenneth Bae, who you understand the press was very curious about whether Rodman would talk to his Best Friend… urm...

Rodman shot down reporters’ questions saying they should address their queries to U.S. President and Secretary of State who he thought were “a**holes.”
 “Ask Obama about that, ask Hillary Clinton about that… Ask those a**holes!” Rodman said.

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