In Defense of Alan Simpson

“This is a fakery,” Simpson said on Fox News. “If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that – I think, you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like them!”

The old ex-Senator is all right.  His message is that “The Kids are all right.”  Read and listen to the words again.  He is speaking in regards to the attitude everyone is ascribing to him — defending the kids from those that would disparage them — his own version of “Won’t somebody please think of the children?”   It is even possible that Alan Simpson knows those names — Snoop Doggy Dogg and Eninem, and anyways the name “Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog” is no less ridiculous and has the advantage of not coming from a sexual allusion (though it’s more explicit in its reference to dog poop).  Of course, it’s also possible that Alan Simpson doesn’t, but the point is it is immaterial.

There is also this matter of media manipulation at work.  In this media environment, he would not have garnered as much media attention he not dropped these neologoisms.  The better to be thought a fool and get your point across about the debt than be ponderous and frank and unnoticed.

From Alan Simpson’s wikipedia article:

Yet, Simpson’s youth was clearly not all baseball games and scout jamborees. In a recent brief in support of the claimant in the Supreme Court case, Graham v. Florida, Simpson admitted that as a juvenile he was on federal probation for shooting mailboxes and punched a cop and—in his own words—“was a monster.”

‘Coulda been a Gangster Rapper, right?
Weirdly, the most recent statements — which firmly fit in the “Pop Culture” section — haven’t made its way into wikipedia yet.

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