President Dennis Kucinich

History will long marvel at the whirlwind of activities that brought Dennis Kucinich into the Presidency.  It remains unclear if the dual resignation of President Obama and Vice President Joseph Biden with the sudden and unexpected uprising vote from the Democratic Caucus to unseat Nancy Pelosi as Speaker in favor of Dennis Kucinich was coordinated, or two coincidental happenings.

President Dennis Kucinich wasted no time, and announced that he was tripling the current number of military personel in Afghanistan.  Moving onto domestic matters, President Kucinich announced plans to curtail the National Government and the creeping Socialism he’s been eyeing.

When asked about the increasing voices of distrust from many historically supportive Kucinich supporters, White House Secretary Mark Penn huffed, “These people wouldn’t be happy if Ralph Nader were President.”
And Robert Gibbs just laughed.

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