The Lizard People
The “Intent of this voter” was, I guess, to vote for “The Lizard People“. Or maybe it wasn’t. And apparently he has never heard of David Icke, the chief proponent of the theory that the world is run by Lizard People, and the easy theory of reference. (Also a man who got right the color of the universe, unless the calculators of such a thing a few years back changed the color scheme after that announcment — which they might have — my memory on that whole fracus is a little hazy.)
So, Al Franken does not get the vote. Even though he filled out the ballot for Franken. The man was having dualing thoughts here – is Al Franken good enough and smart enough or should I voice my dissent by casting my lot with Lizard People?  If he hadn’t I would hope that the vote would be counted for the “Lizard People”, but alas, he flubbed the whole exercise.
Imagine if it were to all come down to this one ballot…
November 24th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I can picture Repubs frantically trying to think of ways to take advantage of the fact that Franken supporters also like Reptilians…
I recently overheard an elderly man in a food court trying to convince his friend of the Lizard People’s existence. When his friend said, “Aww, that’s &*%$#, I don’t believe it,” he muttered, “Nah, neither do I.”