Tom Cruise Wants You To Die

“Maybe one day it’ll be like that. Maybe one day it’ll be like, “Wow, SPs… They’ll just read about those in the history books.”

Just so you know, Scientology is wild and wooly.  And Tom Cruise is all about “KSW”, the Scientology equivalent of “Keeping It Real”.

SPs?  This line, of course, means that Tom Cruise wants you to die.  He wants all of us to die.  I do not know how this great purification happens, and I can only guess that L Ron Hubbard has prophesized it, and it will be followed.  At the hands of Tom Cruise and John Travolta and Will Smith.

Under the soundtrack to Mission Impossible.

Perhaps the closing credits to the Scientology Apocalypse can be Bob Seger’s  “Old Time Rock and Roll”.

SPs is interesting, because Bill O’Reilly has taken to using that term, in an awkward attempt to get the two letters into the commonly used lexicon.  The “Secular Progressives” who are out to destroy Christmas and force twelve year olds to take birth control.  The clean people are the “Traditionalists”, or I guess God’s Special People — the Great Silent Majority, perhaps.  At any rate, the market on “SP”s, sorry to tell Bill O’Reilly, has been cornered by the Grand Estate of L Ron Hubbard.

No word yet on O’Reilly imagines his version of SPs will someday be simply a part of the History books.  Or if he’s managed to K whatever it is he is keeping W.

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