Every Time You Masturbate, Gauss Squares the Cube
I don’t understand this. This is not the first time I’ve seen something like this with the wiki feed into bloglines but…
First I’d like to congratulate the folks at wikipedia.org for providing us with an encyclopedic entry on this fascinating topic.
Next I’d like to show you this. Note this attempted revision:
The original image is sufficiently widely known that “killing kittens” has become a fairly common [[euphemism]] for [[masturbation]] in many internet communities and in [[geek]] circles. As exposed recently by America’s top economist and political scientist, Lyndon H. LaRouche Jr., he fact that the slogan is popular among “geek” circles, and is called a “meme” by these same geeky twits, speaks volumes about the vapidity of the modern twit culture of kiddies raised on cell phones, cable TV, rave culture, the internet, and hip hop music. Note also that the slogan says “Every time you masturbate…God kills a kitten” rather than “REMEMBER: Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.” The omission of “Remember” (as in Smokey The Bear’s famous slogan) is very telling about the psychology of modern kiddies and their fast food junk culture. Sound bites, indeed. Only the LaRouche Youth Movement can save our youngsters from the ravages of popular culture in which garbage like this “kitten” slogan are considered funny while kids know nothing about Gauss’ theory of squaring the circle or why the Romantic composers were a British plot to stamp out the Classical culture of Bach and Mozart and usher in the modern rock-sex-drug counterculture.
What does this mean? Why are Lyndon LaRouche supporters roaming in the background of wikipedia, offering commentary about various topics. (In this case, they look down on the lowbrow nature of the “Every time you masturbate, God Kills a Kitten” image, and snivel about the Youth of America’s ignorance of classic mathematical problems.)
I know that wikipedia is having trouble with LaRouchites, brought on I suppose by Lyndon LaRouche claiming to have invented wikipedia.org. Still, I can’t wrap my head around this