Part 9: Christ Nightmare

I had a dream last night.

Jesus was doing that “fish and bread” thing where he divides loaves of bread and fish to feed a huge crowd.

Only he was doing it with pizza.

And he was trying to poison us all with a computer virus. The pizza was synthetic, and infused with an email virus.

And we’re supposed to be “putting” this asshole back into “AssholeMas”? Sheesh.

(*Note: The guy doing this had absolutely no resemblance to any common likeness of Jesus, nor did anyone think of him as Jesus, nor was there a great deal lot of pizzas around the place… actually, I’m not sure it was even pizza… it may have been enchiladas.

But now I’m rambling on the incoherency of remembering dreams, an act which is a boring no-no…)

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