So, Bill O’Reilly is leading the charge to “Save Christmas” from what I’ll call, and I don’t mean this term pergoratively in this instance, lowest-common-demoninators of marketers and gummint officials.

The horror of the situation can be found in Bill O’Reilly‘s commentary here. The horror of Canadian Public Opinion! The horror!!

Macys greeters are no longer saying “Merry Christmas” and instead saying “Happy Holidays”? My god — next they’ll be barging into your houses and ripping the bible out of your hands!!

But you know what? I think I’m going to go ahead an oblige him.

I say here and now that I am going to steal your Christmas.

And there won’t be any of this “Every Who down in Who-ville, the tall and the small, as singing! Without any presents at all!” crap.

After I’m done… there won’t be any singing.

Feel free to email this Bill O’Reilly…

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