Looks like the “Special Righteousness Committee” has slapped down $500 (or however much a voter pamphlet argument costs these days) each for several pamphlet spots for more sarcastic gags against Oregon Measure 36.

They did this in 2000.

Here they are.

Read the first three. They always manage to get first dibs on these voters pamphlets…

Like in 2000…

When I overheard someone say, “I don’t get it. I open up the voters’ pamphlet and read the ‘For 9’ arguments and they’re all against the measure. I was like ‘whatever’.” (that’s a very accurate paraphrase, by the way.)

Anyway, I urge a “Yes” vote on Measure 36. We don’t want Oregon to start looking like Eastern Oklahoma, where they can only have one girl go to the bathroom at a time… do we?

Don’t answer that.

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