Rudy Giuliani’s Wife — Puppy Killer
One of the great regrets from 2006’s Republican Meltdowns is that it destroyed the political aspirations of Bill First, a man who was planning on retiring from the Senate (and his Senate Majority Leader seat — which he is believed to have done badly as) and take two years to run for the 2008 Presidential nomination and — theoretically– general election. He had no chance, but I would have liked to see, somewhere somehow, perhaps a homemade youtube:
“Bill Frist Likes to Kill Kittens.”
Well, apparently Rudy Giuliani’s wife killed puppies…
The last straw for Giuliani seemed to be a New York Post story that cast Judith Giuliani as a “puppy killer” for the time she spent in the 1970s training doctors on how to use medical staplers made by her employer, U.S. Surgical Co., which sometimes used anesthetized dogs to demonstrate the stapling technique.
Giuliani’s plea came after he lauded his wife as a “remarkable woman” who has spent her life caring for people.
“She was doing the same thing then,” he added, an apparent reference to her time at U.S. Surgical. “She was trying to figure out how do you save life and get to the point where you have better surgical procedures.”
So I may get my wish yet… Somebody, get to work. Show a cute barrel of puppies, show an evil vision of Rudy and his wife, fade to black and back to the puppies…