Obama’s Gonna Win Nebraska!!!
Well, this is kind of pointless.
The whereabouts of the outstanding ballots, made up of a lot of early votes, suggests that Barack Obama is on the verge of winning the stray electoral vote for the congressional district swimming around Omaha.
All part of the “34 State Strategy” employed by Barack Obama.
“I will remain cautiously hopeful but not cautiously optimistic,” said Hal Daub, state director for McCain. “I’m disappointed (in the numbers). We really worked hard here, against substantial resources being poured into Nebraska.”Democrats said the news gave them hope.“All Democrats should be very excited about those numbers. Let’s wait and see, but we’re certainly cautiously optimistic,” said Steve Achelpohl, chairman of the Nebraska Democratic Party.
Is this something for Democrats to get excited about and for Republicans to get despondent about? That Obama won a meaningless extra electoral vote, centered in the major city of what sends lop-sided Republican victories to the presidency, in an anomaly to the electoral college shared with Maine?
Meanwhile, Dix, Nebraska is as red as ever. And by “red” I mean Communist. They’re all a bunch of Communists in Dix, Nebraska.
In other late election news, Occam’s Razor suggests that Alaskan election officials have casually dumped a slew of ballots into the Pacific Ocean, or stuffed them in the Alaskan Oil Pipeline.