Oh No!  Rush Limbaugh has spoken, and says that he wants Barack Obama to be the Democratic nominee.  Why, with that, I doube-back and say WE MUST NOMINATE HILLARY CLINTON.

Oh, wait.  Maybe this is a trick.  Maybe by encouraging the nomination of Obama, he figures we will all think past him and go ahead and vote in Hillary Clinton, who will then be crushed by the great John McCain machine.  Dear Lord!

Now I’m completely in a bind.  How do we, oh the Great Progressive Conspiracy, defeat “Operation Chaos” when the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is sending us these mind tricks?

In other news, “Operation Chaos” has been a success.  Because, as we all know, the end game of riots in the streets of Denver looks oh so likely to happen.  And just as Limbaugh orchestrated Clinton’s Pennsylvania victory, he also orchestrated Obama’s North Carolina victory.  Operation Chaos, I barely knew ye.

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