{"id":987,"date":"2004-08-31T19:38:12","date_gmt":"2004-09-01T02:38:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=987"},"modified":"2004-08-31T19:38:12","modified_gmt":"2004-09-01T02:38:12","slug":"the-bottom-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2004\/08\/31\/the-bottom-line\/","title":{"rendered":"The bottom line."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"002678\"><\/a>Arnold Schwarzennegar comes out.  He&#8217;s standing in front of a screen with a deco-image of the American flag.  He puts in several catch phrases: &#8220;economic girlie man&#8221;, &#8220;Terminate this&#8221;, &#8220;Jingle all the way&#8221;, whatever.<\/p>\n<p>Kill me.<\/p>\n<p>He has a number of applause lines, where the Republican delegates get an opportunity to chant&#8230; &#8220;U!S!A!  U!S!A!  U!S!A!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Kill me.<\/p>\n<p>We learn that he became a Republican because of&#8230; Richard Nixon.<\/p>\n<p>Richard Nixon.<\/p>\n<p>The Bush daughters come out.  They&#8217;re there to introduce Georgie who&#8217;ll be on the screen to introduce Laura.  There really is no other way I can put this, after hearing the Bush daughters give their self-aware jab at their general bubble-headedness.:<\/p>\n<p>KILL ME.  KILL ME NOW.<\/p>\n<p>If you still can&#8217;t think of a reason to vote for John Kerry, I present tonight&#8217;s primetime scheduled Republican National Convention show as an exhibit of at least a reason to kick out Bush Asshole.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arnold Schwarzennegar comes out. He&#8217;s standing in front of a screen with a deco-image of the American flag. He puts in several catch phrases: &#8220;economic girlie man&#8221;, &#8220;Terminate this&#8221;, &#8220;Jingle all the way&#8221;, whatever. Kill me. He has a number of applause lines, where the Republican delegates get an opportunity to chant&#8230; &#8220;U!S!A! U!S!A! U!S!A!&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}