{"id":827,"date":"2004-11-26T10:17:08","date_gmt":"2004-11-26T17:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=827"},"modified":"2004-11-26T10:17:08","modified_gmt":"2004-11-26T17:17:08","slug":"frog-boiling-slowly-pot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2004\/11\/26\/frog-boiling-slowly-pot\/","title":{"rendered":"Frog.  Boiling.  Slowly.  Pot."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"003036\"><\/a>This year&#8217;s version of the annual holiday &#8220;Airport Waiting&#8221; stories has taken a most decidedly disturbing turn.<\/p>\n<p>Basically, what we&#8217;ve learned this year from the tv, radio, and newspaper accounts is that it is now government operating procedure to grope customer&#8217;s breasts, penises, vaginas, and buttocks.  (Though most especially the breasts).  It&#8217;s what you need to expect when boarding an airplane.<\/p>\n<p>Next year they&#8217;ll be reporting about the new Rape Rooms they&#8217;ve opened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This year&#8217;s version of the annual holiday &#8220;Airport Waiting&#8221; stories has taken a most decidedly disturbing turn. Basically, what we&#8217;ve learned this year from the tv, radio, and newspaper accounts is that it is now government operating procedure to grope customer&#8217;s breasts, penises, vaginas, and buttocks. (Though most especially the breasts). It&#8217;s what you need [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}