{"id":7569,"date":"2011-02-16T09:45:06","date_gmt":"2011-02-16T16:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=7569"},"modified":"2011-02-16T13:45:57","modified_gmt":"2011-02-16T20:45:57","slug":"haiku-you-ku-we-all-ku-for-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2011\/02\/16\/haiku-you-ku-we-all-ku-for-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Haiku, You Ku, We all Ku, For Haiku!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ron Paul wins Straw Poll<\/a>.
\nWould plan big fund raising push.
\n<\/a>But son is Hitler.<\/p>\n

Bad Comparison,
\nWilliam Jennings Bryan<\/a>.
\nThree time NOMINEE<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>
\nThis begs the question.
\nWhatever happened to Wertz?
\nBecame poet, right?<\/p>\n

“October Surprise<\/a>?
\nThat’s was us!\u00c2\u00a0 Eye on pivot
\nBut Trumpet Reagan.”<\/p>\n

We’ve phantom glories
\nSDI<\/a>!\u00c2\u00a0Downed Ollie North!
\nHave<\/a> pictures<\/a> for Proof<\/a>.”<\/p>\n

“Daily Briefings — Phew<\/a>.
\nEveryone reads those — King too!
\nSo ignore<\/a> and ignore<\/a>.”<\/p>\n

“Never heard of, er…
\nOperation Mop Up, er…<\/a>
\nThe Commies Did It!”<\/p>\n

Can’t sell special plates<\/a>.
\nSo corner crackpot market<\/a>
\nBefore Rain Sets in<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Angels<\/a> dance<\/a> on pins.
\nHistory’s imprint hinges<\/a>
\nOn Russian footnotes<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Glass Steagall will win!
\nDave Christie’s in IDAHO!!
\n<\/a>Local press … silent.<\/p>\n

Glowing China Quote<\/a>!
\nShould suggest slew of citings
\nBut just not the case.<\/p>\n

Shame about<\/a> Tarpley<\/a>.
\nSought Truther Hegemony.<\/a>
\nBut they<\/a> don’t like him<\/a>.<\/p>\n

On Bush book reprint
\n<\/a>Would Tarpley have desired
\nLarouche parts removed?<\/p>\n

Big Joe Biden fans<\/a>!
\nBecause he too likes the trains.
\nSo Impeach for Trains!<\/p>\n

On Hitler Mustache<\/a>
\nHave\u00c2\u00a0defended the Tea Party
\nBut this guy blows it<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Lesson number one
\nDo Not Confuse<\/a> Douche Larouche<\/a>
\nWith Larouchie<\/a> Douche<\/a>.<\/p>\n

How dare this blogger
\nCall Post Office Team Fascist<\/a>!
\nKing must’ve\u00c2\u00a0 <\/a>sent him<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Primitivist Fringe
\nShift through Life’s compromises<\/a>.
\nShare Facebook worries!<\/p>\n

The future belongs
\nTo those who know their Mozart<\/a>
\nUnless they’re cultists<\/a>.<\/p>\n

This has to\u00c2\u00a0please them.
\nLarouche compared with Jesus<\/a>.
\nIt’s to slight Jesus.<\/p>\n

A bit less stature.
\nCompared now<\/a> with Tom Friedman<\/a>.
\nIt’s to slight Friedman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ron Paul wins Straw Poll. Would plan big fund raising push. But son is Hitler. Bad Comparison, William Jennings Bryan. Three time NOMINEE. This begs the question. Whatever happened to Wertz? Became poet, right? “October Surprise? That’s was us!\u00c2\u00a0 Eye on pivot But Trumpet Reagan.” We’ve phantom glories SDI!\u00c2\u00a0Downed Ollie North! Have pictures for Proof.” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-larouche-challenge","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7569"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7602,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7569\/revisions\/7602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}