{"id":7527,"date":"2011-02-03T14:43:02","date_gmt":"2011-02-03T21:43:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=7527"},"modified":"2011-02-03T14:43:02","modified_gmt":"2011-02-03T21:43:02","slug":"scenes-from-a-public-restroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2011\/02\/03\/scenes-from-a-public-restroom\/","title":{"rendered":"Scenes from a Public Restroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I walk in, bladder full.\u00c2\u00a0 Normal enough looking fellow standing in front of the toilet stall, says gruffly, &#8220;I&#8217;m next&#8221; as I turn to the urinal and say &#8220;Works well for me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>As I take a leak, a woman startles me by opening and peering in.\u00c2\u00a0 A brief four line argument ensues which seems to resolve around grocery spending or something &#8212; instantly forgetable, but a little uncomfortable.<\/p>\n<p>As I wash my hand, the guy grunts.\u00c2\u00a0 I did not see this comment coming.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;God I hate Heroin.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I float my hand over the electronic air dryer, but walk out with wet hands.\u00c2\u00a0 I do not know what to ascribe the Heroin comment to.\u00c2\u00a0 Himself, the man in the stall, the girlfriend, or society in general?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I walk in, bladder full.\u00c2\u00a0 Normal enough looking fellow standing in front of the toilet stall, says gruffly, &#8220;I&#8217;m next&#8221; as I turn to the urinal and say &#8220;Works well for me.&#8221; As I take a leak, a woman startles me by opening and peering in.\u00c2\u00a0 A brief four line argument ensues which seems to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-the-ground"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7527"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7528,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7527\/revisions\/7528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}