{"id":735,"date":"2005-02-27T13:38:36","date_gmt":"2005-02-27T20:38:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=735"},"modified":"2005-02-27T13:38:36","modified_gmt":"2005-02-27T20:38:36","slug":"your-head-will-gunking-explode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2005\/02\/27\/your-head-will-gunking-explode\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Head Will Gunking Explode"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"003261\"><\/a>I woke up feeling sickly because the window shut closed in the middle of the night.  No circulation of air in a poorly ventriculated room, which is why the window must always be open.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I oughta vaccuum the place.  I can&#8217;t clean it, because if I told the manager that I was &#8220;cleaning my unit&#8221;, I would receive a lame lowbrow joke.  I&#8217;d much prefer an ironic comment on the double-entrendre nature of the term &#8220;cleaning my unit&#8221;, and a knowing reference to how lame such a remark is, but the manager is not that type of person.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up feeling sickly because the window shut closed in the middle of the night. No circulation of air in a poorly ventriculated room, which is why the window must always be open. Maybe I oughta vaccuum the place. I can&#8217;t clean it, because if I told the manager that I was &#8220;cleaning my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}