I was born in a small town.\u00c2\u00a0 I was raised in a small town.
\nThere is a wikipedia article about the small town.\u00c2\u00a0 Your encyclopedic information, more or less firmly in place.\u00c2\u00a0 Go into the history anals of the wikipedia address and I imagine these\u00c2\u00a0are fairly typical temporary contributions to\u00c2\u00a0this\u00c2\u00a0subject of article.\u00c2\u00a0 Go look at your small town and see if\u00c2\u00a0there are any similarities!<\/p>\n
\u00c2\u00a0ghetto ass little village right smack in the middle of It was the hometown of the awesome\u00c2\u00a0[name] Brothers, [name] and [name] The only person in the “notable residents” list was added at about this time, by someone who is apparently an aficinado in the field of this genre of things\u00c2\u00a0— a voice actor who did some radio stints way back, and starred in a famous cartoon in the late 1960s and early 1970s (which the courts ruled were not owned by Dan Decarlo), and is now on a “Focus on the Family” radio theater.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Then we get back to this: A “bot” deleted that edit.\u00c2\u00a0 Bots will delete a lot of these contributions.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/span><\/span>And then, more bored teenager hi-jinks: Apparently seeing the addition of a “notable person” category, someone threw a lob to…<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n [name] a nazi general from World War III he killed twenty six people with his bare hands. He discriminates against all imigrants from foreign lands and hate towards the people of mexico.<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Which, I can only guess he shared this with a friend, as someone added this the next day: Someone added a college football player to the “notable person” category several months later, which I guess is a new addition to the “woot” category.\u00c2\u00a0 (Curiously he had to\u00c2\u00a0edit it twice to\u00c2\u00a0decide whether it was proper to leave the state or\u00c2\u00a0required a “University of” state.) \u00c2\u00a0It was deleted by a wikipedia editor who deemed him not sufficiently notable.\u00c2\u00a0 But only after\u00c2\u00a0 nine months.\u00c2\u00a0 The college football player got\u00c2\u00a0his\u00c2\u00a0nine months in the sun\u00c2\u00a0on wikipedia.\u00c2\u00a0 Maybe he was benched at that point?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n At last our depressed small town teenage vandals came up with something… anything.<\/em>: We get another “woot” for the “notable residents” list: Deleted immediately.\u00c2\u00a0 And back to some hometown love: Some racial issue: The football player was added again.\u00c2\u00a0 This time he had a much shorter stint — he made it for eighteen minutes.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n And… more hometown love: Looking at his contributions, I’m impressed he tacked to a contribution for an old Speaker of the House of the first part of the twentieth century, and less impressed that his contribution was to note that he was “really gay.\u00c2\u00a0 Ha Ha Ha<\/em>!”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n More racial fun.\u00c2\u00a0 To a statistical round-up of demographics, after listing Africans Americans in a tiny percentage, someone adds: “<\/em>(Thank god!)”\u00c2\u00a0 And… Both deleted… immediately.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Two edits made at the same time: And so it goes. I was born in a small town.\u00c2\u00a0 I was raised in a small town. There is a wikipedia article about the small town.\u00c2\u00a0 Your encyclopedic information, more or less firmly in place.\u00c2\u00a0 Go into the history anals of the wikipedia address and I imagine these\u00c2\u00a0are fairly typical temporary contributions to\u00c2\u00a0this\u00c2\u00a0subject of article.\u00c2\u00a0 Go look at […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7319"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7320,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7319\/revisions\/7320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n<\/em>FUCK G-CITY!
\n<\/em>These two additions were made on the same day by the same user.\u00c2\u00a0 They were deleted three days later.\u00c2\u00a0 Then, a couple of days later\u00c2\u00a0someone added something more… positive, along the lines of a “Woot!”<\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/em>Represent!
\nDeleted the same day.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nfuck this city for real<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nhershey highway heading straight to your ass
\n<\/em>This remained there for two weeks.\u00c2\u00a0 The bot wasn’t operating correctly.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nHe created the Stranger, a technique known as sitting on your hand until it goes numb and the you masterbate with it
\n<\/em>This person created an account, which was quickly deleted, and the only thing I can say is that his contributions for the neighboring small town are modestly more clever… modestly.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nAfter the battle of Choxulla. General [name] defeated the dreaded purple orangutan of doom, Dreaded purple Orandgutan of doom was the dictador of Choxulla, he ruled with an iron fist for 200 years and forced his people to learn the dark form of majic that he was so fond of. Untill [name] destroyed the Dreaded Purple Orangutan of Doom, and his satanist followers in the battle of Choxulla were 73.5 percent of the inhabitants were killed. Afterwards he cristened the the new city [city name], and ended the use of magic and it was instantly replaced by rigorous training in Physics and technology. [Name] ruled 70 years from 1909-1979, [Name] ruled with an Iron Fist as well, but was considered more responsible because he could actually relate to the Human\/Elven\/Creaton inhabitants better than the Dreaded Orangutan of Doom.\u00c2\u00a0[Name] kept the city very clean\/neat and kept his people under a military lifestyle and soon\u00c2\u00a0[city name]\u00c2\u00a0gained a reputation for being very diciplined and highly skilled in their sciences. Skarks rule was constantly seeing resistace from the elven race which highly agreed with the used of magic, and seeked a more free and relaxed form of government. The Creaton race (Creatons are animals wich have magic in their blood and have reached a higher level of conciousness) also were a great source of resistance, they still held rage at stark for killing their king the Dreaded Purple Orangutan of Doom, and seeked to regain their rightfull place as rulers.
\n<\/em>This was deleted two hours later.
\nHis contributions to the neighboring town are shorter, though no less creative.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\n[Name] — really nice guy<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nMay it be noted that its a peice of shit town that would burn to the ground it the world had any justice. Seriously this place should eat shit and die.
\n<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>Deleted eleven minutes later.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nlots of meskins live there since 1990’s
\n<\/em>Deleted a minute later.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>settlement type = HEHOLE!<\/em>\u00c2\u00a0 (SIC?)
\nnickname = WHERE FUN GOES TO DIE!
\nmotto = WE WILL CONSUME EVERYTHING THAT YOU REPRESENT!
\nIt will alwhays live in the gut of a giant turtle who likes to consume the souls of orphans and hates YOU!<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/em>In the same editing binge, we have notable resident:
\n[Name], town douchebag
\n<\/em>And he does the honors of deleting his own contributions.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nIn more recent years the town has become overrun with gangs and troublemakers. Some local residents have nicknamed the town Compton. Compton, CA is well known throughout the world for it’s gang violence and dangerous neighborhoods. Although anyone who has ever been there would agree it’s a much safer place to live<\/em>.
\nSome standard issue homophobia, possibly reference to some local person.
\n[Name]- Local penis sucker – Can almost always be found at one of the local glory holes.<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\ncrap hole
\n<\/em>Fine.\u00c2\u00a0 I suppose he’s sliding that in with:
\nThe official language is Spanish.<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
\nUm… It gets better?\u00c2\u00a0 <\/em>Maybe?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"