{"id":654,"date":"2005-05-21T10:26:45","date_gmt":"2005-05-21T17:26:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=654"},"modified":"2005-05-21T10:26:45","modified_gmt":"2005-05-21T17:26:45","slug":"thats-the-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2005\/05\/21\/thats-the-one\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s the One!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"003456\"><\/a>&#8220;Going to see the new Star Trek &#8212; I mean Star Wars movie?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe.  I never saw the last two and I&#8217;m not really a fan, but this one has been getting good reviews.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(&#8216;Not really a fan&#8217; is a bit of an understatement.  I do know that I&#8217;ve seen Star Wars &#8212; the first one &#8212; a few times over a decade ago, but I have no memory whatsoever of having seen Return of the Jedi or Empire Strikes Back.  Not to say I haven&#8217;t seen them in my childhood, but I don&#8217;t remember.  All of this is moot, since the guy I was conversing with obviously isn&#8217;t much of a fan either, hence the &#8216;Trek&#8217; gaffe.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Episode One was shown the other day on tv.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Right.  I saw that.&#8221;  (Briefly flicked past it &#8212; was on last week Saturday or Sunday afternoon.  I have seen some the movie, overviewing nephews and niece, and it looks pretty bad.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You know who I liked &#8212; that Jar Jar Binks.  He cracked me up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Really?  Jar Jar Binks really isn&#8217;t that popular.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, I read that.  But I just laughed.  I love that voice and that slapstick!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There you go, fanboys.  A Jar Jar Binks fan.  You didn&#8217;t think such a thing existed, did you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Going to see the new Star Trek &#8212; I mean Star Wars movie?&#8221; &#8220;Maybe. I never saw the last two and I&#8217;m not really a fan, but this one has been getting good reviews.&#8221; (&#8216;Not really a fan&#8217; is a bit of an understatement. I do know that I&#8217;ve seen Star Wars &#8212; the first [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}