{"id":650,"date":"2005-05-24T17:14:19","date_gmt":"2005-05-25T00:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=650"},"modified":"2005-05-24T17:14:19","modified_gmt":"2005-05-25T00:14:19","slug":"jokes-wanted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2005\/05\/24\/jokes-wanted\/","title":{"rendered":"Jokes Wanted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"003464\"><\/a>Can someone please come up with a joke involving Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai?  I know the punch-line, but I don&#8217;t know the set-up.<\/p>\n<p>The punch-line is &#8220;Poppy-cock&#8221;, a reference to the struggling nation&#8217;s main cash crop.  The set-up eludes me.  As does the reason that I want such a joke.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/justin\/winkingkarzai.gif\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can someone please come up with a joke involving Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai? I know the punch-line, but I don&#8217;t know the set-up. The punch-line is &#8220;Poppy-cock&#8221;, a reference to the struggling nation&#8217;s main cash crop. The set-up eludes me. As does the reason that I want such a joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}