{"id":643,"date":"2005-06-01T17:45:49","date_gmt":"2005-06-02T00:45:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=643"},"modified":"2005-06-01T17:45:49","modified_gmt":"2005-06-02T00:45:49","slug":"i-was-hoping-itd-turn-out-to-be-the-janitor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2005\/06\/01\/i-was-hoping-itd-turn-out-to-be-the-janitor\/","title":{"rendered":"I was hoping it&#8217;d turn out to be the janitor&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"003483\"><\/a># of news references to Linda Lovelace, via Google News:  Too.  Damned.  Many.<br \/>\n(Hyuk.  Hyuk.  Our news writers, and more importantly bloggers, are comedians.)<\/p>\n<p>Amazon.com Sales rank for the DVD of &#8220;All the President&#8217;s Men&#8221;: 15.<br \/>\nFor &#8220;Deep Throat&#8221;:  9,208<\/p>\n<p>For the book &#8220;All the President&#8217;s Men&#8221;: #34.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p># of news references to Linda Lovelace, via Google News: Too. Damned. Many. (Hyuk. Hyuk. Our news writers, and more importantly bloggers, are comedians.) Amazon.com Sales rank for the DVD of &#8220;All the President&#8217;s Men&#8221;: 15. For &#8220;Deep Throat&#8221;: 9,208 For the book &#8220;All the President&#8217;s Men&#8221;: #34.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}