{"id":617,"date":"2005-07-03T12:26:04","date_gmt":"2005-07-03T19:26:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=617"},"modified":"2005-07-03T12:26:04","modified_gmt":"2005-07-03T19:26:04","slug":"hey-emo-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2005\/07\/03\/hey-emo-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey Emo Man!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"003539\"><\/a>&#8220;Hey Emo Man!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t look over, because I&#8217;m not &#8220;Emo Man&#8221;.  At least I assume I&#8217;m not Emo Man.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey!  Emo Man!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I look over, becuase&#8230; well, if they&#8217;re persistent, perhaps they consider me &#8220;Emo Man.&#8221;  As I look over, I see next to me the person who they are obviously calling out toward as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dobi.nu\/emo\/boys.htm\">Emo-Man<\/a>.  He has headphones on (I assume listening to, quote-in-quote &#8220;Emo&#8221; of some variation or other, maybe even <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weezer.com\/Community\/Topic.asp?assetid=1244567&amp;artistname=Weezer&amp;artistid=516&amp;title=Is+Weezer+emo%3F\">something that doesn&#8217;t strictly fit the category<\/a> which dorks can dissect over.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No!  You&#8217;re not Emo Man!  You&#8217;re &#8212;- Man!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I did not catch what category of clique they put me in.  Which is a disappointment.  I kinda actually want to know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hey Emo Man!&#8221; I don&#8217;t look over, because I&#8217;m not &#8220;Emo Man&#8221;. At least I assume I&#8217;m not Emo Man. &#8220;Hey! Emo Man!&#8221; I look over, becuase&#8230; well, if they&#8217;re persistent, perhaps they consider me &#8220;Emo Man.&#8221; As I look over, I see next to me the person who they are obviously calling out toward [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=617"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}