{"id":5896,"date":"2010-04-16T13:29:32","date_gmt":"2010-04-16T20:29:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=5896"},"modified":"2010-04-16T13:29:32","modified_gmt":"2010-04-16T20:29:32","slug":"the-man-with-the-hitler-mustache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2010\/04\/16\/the-man-with-the-hitler-mustache\/","title":{"rendered":"The man with the Hitler Mustache"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am pretty sure I know who <a href=\"http:\/\/www.portlandmercury.com\/portland\/i-anonymous\/Content?oid=2443975\">this &#8220;I Anonymous&#8221; writer is referring to<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 Quite possibly you do too.\u00c2\u00a0 He works at a grocery store.\u00c2\u00a0 When I buy grocery stores with him clerking, I cannot say I&#8217;ve been offended so much as puzzled.\u00c2\u00a0 I half suspect a &#8220;Candid Camera&#8221; \/ &#8220;Punked&#8221; (Ashton Kushter still going with that one, or is that pretty well a product of the 00 decade?) situation &#8212; one of these days you will turn the television on and watch a sequence of customers fidgeting about nervously, tightening their lips so as not to ask the &#8220;What&#8217;s the deal with your mustache?&#8221; question and &#8220;It&#8217;s creeping me out&#8221; statement.<\/p>\n<p>Really, I&#8217;m glad to see the commenters taking\u00c2\u00a0the Anonymous guy\u00c2\u00a0to task.\u00c2\u00a0 Clearly he&#8217;s not a neo-nazi.\u00c2\u00a0 To wit:<br \/>\n<em>And that comment about reformed Jews is sure of a lot more insulting than facial hair&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><\/em>Hitler ruined a perfectly good pattern of facial hair.\u00c2\u00a0 Perhaps it&#8217;s like something Bono does at U2 concerts before covering Helter Skelter.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jmUIqKSoH2k\">This song Charles Manson stole from the Beatles.\u00c2\u00a0 We&#8217;re stealing it back<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In other news&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am pretty sure I know who this &#8220;I Anonymous&#8221; writer is referring to.\u00c2\u00a0 Quite possibly you do too.\u00c2\u00a0 He works at a grocery store.\u00c2\u00a0 When I buy grocery stores with him clerking, I cannot say I&#8217;ve been offended so much as puzzled.\u00c2\u00a0 I half suspect a &#8220;Candid Camera&#8221; \/ &#8220;Punked&#8221; (Ashton Kushter still going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5896","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-the-ground"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5896","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5896"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5897,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5896\/revisions\/5897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}