{"id":584,"date":"2005-08-09T12:16:24","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T19:16:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=584"},"modified":"2005-08-09T12:16:24","modified_gmt":"2005-08-09T19:16:24","slug":"me-and-my-evil-twin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2005\/08\/09\/me-and-my-evil-twin\/","title":{"rendered":"Me and My Evil Twin"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>“You look familiar. Do I know you?”
\n“I don’t think so.”
\n“Why do you look so familiar then?”
\n“I dunno. I’ve lived in this city for five years.”
\n“And before that?”
\n“Um… Eastern Washington.”
\n“Hm. […] Ever been to prison or jail?”
\n“Oh, no.”
\n“Are you sure?”
\n“Pretty sure.”
\n” […] You have an evil twin.”<\/p>\n

MEANWHILE, Across town:<\/p>\n

“Hey! Justin! Remember me? Lived in the Ondine across the hall…”
\n“um… no. Sorry.”
\n“Oh, must be someone else. Sorry.”
\n“Don’t worry about it” (walks away, shifting through contents of wallet he just pick-pocketed.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“You look familiar. Do I know you?” “I don’t think so.” “Why do you look so familiar then?” “I dunno. I’ve lived in this city for five years.” “And before that?” “Um… Eastern Washington.” “Hm. […] Ever been to prison or jail?” “Oh, no.” “Are you sure?” “Pretty sure.” ” […] You have an evil […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=584"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}