This is not your Father’s Milita.<\/p>\n
For reasons that I can not ascertain, the myspace video for Hutaree of their backyard training was set to \u00e2\u20ac\u212280s goth-metal band Sisters Of Mercy<\/em><\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0 <\/em>It begs a question asked on their forum:\u00c2\u00a0 Who exactly are you looking for out in the forest? You do realize the weapons you are using would be no match against Big Foot. That is who you were looking for, wasn’t it? As we can expect, various videos from the group have been disseminated, until the most puerile one showed up… and well, to describe the Artsy little film… you do not want to view it.<\/p>\n But Sickles, who in those videos identified himself as a member of the Ohio Militia, may also have a lighter side. The accused plotter looks to have starred in a deeply Not Safe For Work movie, filled with cursing, mock violence, pot jokes, and sound effects conveying flatulence. Sickles appears entirely naked but for a mask of President George W. Bush that obscures some, but not all, of his genitalia.<\/em><\/p>\n In the film, Sickles’s chubby, tattooed character finds himself attacked by an enormous creature which appears to be half man, half duck. “Scar my tattered body no more with your punishing dildo mallet,” Sickles exclaims at one particularly dramatic moment.<\/em><\/p>\n Interestingly, a quick google search through the blogosphere sees the (as we stick these things in a one-dimensional paradigm) “Right” gleefully jumping at these revelations.<\/p>\n No.\u00c2\u00a0 Seriously.\u00c2\u00a0 Bush!\u00c2\u00a0 On the Guy’s Genitalia!\u00c2\u00a0 It’s a political statement from a group that includes a registered Democrat! Meanwhile, the weird movement of the day that popped up — I suppose this ruins the narrative for them?<\/a><\/p>\n Guardians of the free Republics looked to Gandhi, King, and Mandela.\u00c2\u00a0 The Guardians of the free Republic’s stated desire was to peacefully and nonviolently ‘restore’ America to a pre-1933 form of government. But why would 50 governors step down at their request? In the wings, the group insinuated, waited the military.<\/em><\/p>\n Mandela!\u00c2\u00a0 Gandhi!<\/p>\n Both groups\u00c2\u00a0have\u00c2\u00a0probably burned the UN Flag<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n
\n<\/em>THIS is the video on their website when they became famous.\u00c2\u00a0 Them running out in the woods dramatically, with a song from an 80s Goth Metal Song playing.<\/p>\n
\nI thought they were Christian Extremists.\u00c2\u00a0 From the Far Right.\u00c2\u00a0 The Narrative has been destroyed!
\nI mean, putting Bush on your genitilia in a film is something that Liberals would do!\u00c2\u00a0 (No, seriously.\u00c2\u00a0 I saw this on a blog.\u00c2\u00a0 “Sounds like Nation readers<\/em>“.)
\n…I think\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0any political allegory is lost with the arrival of the Duck.\u00c2\u00a0 Unless someone can explain to me what the Duck represents.<\/p>\n