{"id":501,"date":"2005-10-26T08:56:09","date_gmt":"2005-10-26T15:56:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=501"},"modified":"2005-10-26T08:56:09","modified_gmt":"2005-10-26T15:56:09","slug":"chris-elliott","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2005\/10\/26\/chris-elliott\/","title":{"rendered":"Chris Elliott"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"003782\"><\/a>&#8220;I loved you in Manhunter!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That was something somebody in the (overflowing I must say) audience at Chris Elliott&#8217;s Powells reading shouted just as Elliott took his place behind the microphone.  And&#8230; considering the tenor of much of the question-and-answer session, it&#8217;s pretty appropriate.<\/p>\n<p>See&#8230; the Q and A had the ring to it of&#8230; people dredging up obscurities from Chris Elliott&#8217;s career for the sake of impressing upon everyone (most especially Chris Elliott himself) the depth of their fandom.  (To the question of &#8220;Hot Dog Boy?&#8221;, the answer: &#8220;You work up an episode once a week, and sometimes you do things you regret.&#8221;  Google &#8216;hot dog boy&#8217; with &#8220;Chris Elliott&#8221; or &#8220;Get A Life&#8221; and you&#8217;ll get the subject to what that refers to.)<\/p>\n<p>I can say this though:  his story about writing a book report for Treasure Island, not having read the book and thus making stuff up as he went along&#8230; the teacher reading it to the class, and &#8220;it was killer material&#8221;&#8230; and the report gets an &#8220;F&#8221;, but hey!  &#8220;It killed!&#8221;?  Somewhere in the midst of the q and a, Elliott glibbly gave it away as false.  But it&#8217;s a true story.  How do I know?  Because it&#8217;s included in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0394741919\/qid=1130340534\/sr=8-1\/ref=pd_bbs_1\/103-0504310-7095833?v=glance&amp;s=books&amp;n=507846\">Late Night With David Letterman &#8212; the Book<\/a> (in that odd section of original material.)  [See now&#8230; I can out-obscuro even that couple who brought in a poster saying &#8220;Chris Elliott IS The Regulator&#8221; (where did that thing come from??)&#8230; or that one weird fellow who raised his hand one too many time to ask a question, to whom Elliott tongue-in-cheekly pulled something reminscent of a <a href=\"http:\/\/snltranscripts.jt.org\/86\/86hgetalife.phtml\">William Shatner<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>He had his line down pat for any question concerning what Biff Henderson or Larry Bud Melmon (or likely any other cast member of Letterman) is like.  Sternly, he says: &#8220;Biff Henderson has been dead for ten years.&#8221;  (And thus, the audience is discouraged from asking the question more than twice.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where&#8217;s Spewey?&#8221;  Probably in a backlot at Fox studios somewhere.  &#8220;People think that we based Spewey on E.T.  No&#8230; actually Adam Resnick and I once saw this terrible movie, um&#8230; MacDonald?&#8221;  (someone in the audience &#8220;Mac and Me!&#8221;  &#8220;Yes!  Mac and Me&#8230; and that&#8217;s where we based Spewey off of.  Gawd, that was an ugly alien!&#8221;  Considering that Mac and Me is a rip-off of E.T., and considering that the Spewey episode includes that parody where Chris rides off over the cliff with Spewey (CRASH!)&#8230; I don&#8217;t see what this means.<\/p>\n<p>The 20-something year old woman standing to my right was most ecstatic when Chris Elliott suggested that he (and I guess it was Adam Resnick) wanted to stage performances of &#8220;Zoo Animals on Wheels&#8221;.  (<a href=\"http:\/\/72.14.203.104\/search?q=cache:x7x8uQd8pgcJ:www.faqs.org\/faqs\/tv\/program-guides\/get-a-life\/+%22Zoo+Animals+on+Wheels%22+%22transcript%22&amp;hl=en&amp;start=1\">Read it for yourself here<\/a>&#8230; Want to see that actually performed right in front of your very eyes?)<\/p>\n<p>Incidentally, mentions of the movie Cabin Boy was not the applause line you&#8217;d think it might be&#8230; this was definitely more of a &#8220;Get A Life&#8221; crowd.<\/p>\n<p>In defense of only a couple questions being asked about the actual book, consider that there&#8217;s not much of an opportunity to have read it.  The crowd was here to purchase the book and have Elliott autograph the it.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>The mother sitting diagonally in front of me&#8230; her 10 or 11 year old daughter sitting next to me (alongside her friend).  The daughter had earlier noticed a book on Andy Warhol in the batch of books that are in our sight &#8212; she&#8217;s apparently doing a project on Andy Warhol for school, which I find curious.  The Mom opens up the book to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/1401352456\/qid=1130341735\/sr=8-1\/ref=pd_bbs_1\/103-0504310-7095833?v=glance&amp;s=books&amp;n=507846\">the photo of Chris Elliott<\/a>, to see if she recognizes him.  &#8220;OH!  I know who he is&#8230; He was in&#8230;&#8221; (thinks hard to remember) &#8220;Snow Day!&#8221;  Mom: &#8220;I knew there had to be a movie you&#8217;ve seen that had him in it.&#8221;  Friend: &#8220;Oh!  Also in&#8230; Scary Movie 2!&#8221;  &#8220;He must be in a ton of movies!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Two more <a href=\"http:\/\/verbalblog.blogspot.com\/2005\/10\/cabin-boy-chris-elliott-speaks-of.html\">attendees of<\/a>.  (<a href=\"http:\/\/straightuptruth.blogspot.com\/2005\/10\/get-life.html\">the Chris Elliott Reading and Signing<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I loved you in Manhunter!&#8221; That was something somebody in the (overflowing I must say) audience at Chris Elliott&#8217;s Powells reading shouted just as Elliott took his place behind the microphone. And&#8230; considering the tenor of much of the question-and-answer session, it&#8217;s pretty appropriate. See&#8230; the Q and A had the ring to it of&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=501"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}