Let’s play Celebrity ASS – OFF.<\/p>\n
Contestant Number One<\/strong>:\u00c2\u00a0 Michael Jordan.\u00c2\u00a0 From Jordan’s “Hall of Fame” speech.\u00c2\u00a0 Wherein Michael Jordan expounded on what spurred him on to Greatness.\u00c2\u00a0 A long list of people who dissed him throughout his career.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0As well,\u00c2\u00a0various other sundry grudges that he decided to address.\u00c2\u00a0 Two key lines:<\/p>\n Jerry\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not here.\u00c2\u00a0 <\/em>[Jerry Krause; Bulls owner]\u00c2\u00a0I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know who\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d invite him. I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t. I hope he understands it goes a long way. He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a very competitive person. I was a very competitive person. He said organizations win championships. I said, \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcI didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t see organizations playing with the flu in Utah. I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t see it playing with a bad ankle.<\/em><\/p>\n AND<\/p>\n “Leroy Smith.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0You guys think that’s a myth.\u00c2\u00a0 Leroy Smith was a guy that when I got cut he made the team on the varsity team. He’s still the same 6-7 guy, he’s not any bigger and his game is probably the same.<\/em><\/p>\n It is more or less a myth –\u00c2\u00a0A bit more to that story.<\/a><\/p>\n Contestant Number Two<\/strong>.\u00c2\u00a0 Kanye West:\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Taylor Swift got a surprise when she accepted the award for Best Female Video at Sunday night’s MTV Video Music Awards. <\/em><\/p>\n After Swift, looking shocked, beat out Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Kelly Clarkson, Pink and Beyonce for the honor, she took the stage and accepted the award. As she was thanking MTV, Kanye West ran up on stage, took her microphone, and said Beyonce had been robbed for her “Single Ladies” video.<\/em><\/p>\n “Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!”<\/em><\/p>\n Swift, 19, stood silently holding her trophy, cameras cut to Beyonce looking stunned in the crowd, and MTV then cut to break.<\/em><\/p>\n