{"id":407,"date":"2005-12-25T09:30:14","date_gmt":"2005-12-25T16:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/?p=407"},"modified":"2005-12-25T09:30:14","modified_gmt":"2005-12-25T16:30:14","slug":"a-message-from-the-aliens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2005\/12\/25\/a-message-from-the-aliens\/","title":{"rendered":"a message from the aliens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a name=\"003945\"><\/a>Graffiti found on the floor of the &#8220;Police Monument&#8221; at Waterfront Park in Portland, Oregon:<\/p>\n<p>(a little doodle of an alien in its flying saucer)<\/p>\n<p>I am out of plutonium on<br \/>\nmy way to Mars.  That&#8217;s the<br \/>\nonly reason I had to stop<br \/>\non Earth.  So now I must plan<br \/>\nthe liberation of such<br \/>\nradioactivity.  Then I&#8217;ll<br \/>\nfinally deliver Jewsus to his<br \/>\nplanet of<br \/>\nDE FEC TION So<br \/>\nDo rev- olu- tionizing<br \/>\nthe con-cept of being<br \/>\nSo TIL then START<br \/>\nSOME MOTHERFUCKIN CHANGE<\/p>\n<p>Who and why, I do not know.  The handwriting of the final few lines were \/ are pretty well rushed, suggesting the perpetrator was getting a bit paranoid at being caught.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Graffiti found on the floor of the &#8220;Police Monument&#8221; at Waterfront Park in Portland, Oregon: (a little doodle of an alien in its flying saucer) I am out of plutonium on my way to Mars. That&#8217;s the only reason I had to stop on Earth. So now I must plan the liberation of such radioactivity. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-the-ground"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}