{"id":3260,"date":"2008-12-22T09:25:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-22T16:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2008\/12\/22\/thoughts-for-hell-storm-08\/"},"modified":"2008-12-22T09:25:25","modified_gmt":"2008-12-22T16:25:25","slug":"thoughts-for-hell-storm-08","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2008\/12\/22\/thoughts-for-hell-storm-08\/","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts for &#8220;Hell Storm &#8217;08&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody hums along to the song &#8220;Dreaming of a white Christmas&#8221;, asking for the delivery of a &#8220;White Christmas&#8221; and the presence of snow all around us at Christmas.\u00c2\u00a0 We now have a pretty good assurance of that &#8220;White Christmas&#8221; &#8212; a week long celebration of joy, it would appear.\u00c2\u00a0 And what do I hear?\u00c2\u00a0 A good deal of complaining.<\/p>\n<p>Not least of which is that this is decimating the already shattered economy, retail sales on the most pivotal weekend of the year &#8212; the weekend before Christmas &#8212; dead.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0So, I&#8217;m dreaming of a white Christmas.\u00c2\u00a0 Just like the ones I used to know.\u00c2\u00a0 Where the treetops glisten and children listen to hear their mother grating the government cheese and slattering it all over grade-d pig entails, a necessary meal substitution ever\u00c2\u00a0since daddy lost his job in massive lay-offs\u00c2\u00a0to his industry highly reliant on retail sales after the\u00c2\u00a0stores at the mall were unable to\u00c2\u00a0make payroll and went bankrupt.<\/p>\n<p>Or is this just a little more snow than was hoped for?\u00c2\u00a0 Well, the devil&#8217;s in the details.\u00c2\u00a0 Try to slot the words more carefully into the song.\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;I&#8217;m dreaming of a white Christmas.\u00c2\u00a0 But just Christmas.\u00c2\u00a0 With maybe an inch falling late Christmas Eve.\u00c2\u00a0 And a nice sunny day the day after Christmas.\u00c2\u00a0 A few good days of trees glistening.\u00c2\u00a0 And Enough to make a ski-trip worthwhile.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody hums along to the song &#8220;Dreaming of a white Christmas&#8221;, asking for the delivery of a &#8220;White Christmas&#8221; and the presence of snow all around us at Christmas.\u00c2\u00a0 We now have a pretty good assurance of that &#8220;White Christmas&#8221; &#8212; a week long celebration of joy, it would appear.\u00c2\u00a0 And what do I hear?\u00c2\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}