{"id":3259,"date":"2008-12-21T10:10:56","date_gmt":"2008-12-21T17:10:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2008\/12\/21\/3259\/"},"modified":"2008-12-21T10:24:16","modified_gmt":"2008-12-21T17:24:16","slug":"3259","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2008\/12\/21\/3259\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/sports\/baseball\/ellis.asp\">Legendary LSD enfused MLB pitcher Dock Ellis dies<\/a>:\u00c2\u00a0 <em>The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn&#8217;t. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder.\u00c2\u00a0 <\/em>Now, if everyone on the field had the sense distorted reality associated with LSD as opposed to the Steroid crap they&#8217;re on now, then we&#8217;d have a ballgame!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2008\/12\/18\/nyregion\/18sander.html?_r=1&amp;em\">A tough time to be in any position of authority, or more likely the point-man for any position of authority &#8212; you&#8217;re going to have to endure a period of time where the peasants will be tryting to hurl shoes at you.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2008\/12\/20\/man-who-set-up-alter.html\">Death in plane crash <\/a>&#8212; Let the Conspiracy Theories Fly!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Legendary LSD enfused MLB pitcher Dock Ellis dies:\u00c2\u00a0 The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn&#8217;t. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder.\u00c2\u00a0 Now, if everyone on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-erstwhere"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}