{"id":3131,"date":"2008-10-18T08:07:09","date_gmt":"2008-10-18T15:07:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2008\/10\/18\/earths-oldest-profession\/"},"modified":"2008-10-18T08:07:09","modified_gmt":"2008-10-18T15:07:09","slug":"earths-oldest-profession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2008\/10\/18\/earths-oldest-profession\/","title":{"rendered":"Earth&#8217;s Oldest Profession"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, Portland has more or less sucessfully curbed the Prostitution problem on 82nd Avenue.\u00c2\u00a0 There is a tad bit of NIMBY-ism in the celebration, only in as much as nobody really cares what happened to the prostitutes or the probably not cracked problem of Prostitution in general.\u00c2\u00a0 They&#8217;ve said to have dispersed into other neighborhoods a tad, been moved over to Seattle for different lucrative business, and on from there.\u00c2\u00a0 But the problem which arrives when a prostitute aggressively propositions you, and you try to walk forward and accidentally make an oral agreement by saying &#8220;Fuck you&#8221; is solved.<\/p>\n<p>But I think I have spotted where the prostitutes have gone.\u00c2\u00a0 I was walking out of the Lloyd Center Mall when a couple of Verizon employees jumped out at me selling, obstensibly cell phones.\u00c2\u00a0 I walked past, and heard the selling point: &#8220;Would you like to be Serviced?&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 What else could &#8220;Would you like to be Serviced?&#8221; possibly mean?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, Portland has more or less sucessfully curbed the Prostitution problem on 82nd Avenue.\u00c2\u00a0 There is a tad bit of NIMBY-ism in the celebration, only in as much as nobody really cares what happened to the prostitutes or the probably not cracked problem of Prostitution in general.\u00c2\u00a0 They&#8217;ve said to have dispersed into other neighborhoods [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-the-ground"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}