{"id":3104,"date":"2008-09-28T07:36:08","date_gmt":"2008-09-28T14:36:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2008\/09\/28\/on-consideration-of-bird-crap\/"},"modified":"2008-09-28T07:36:08","modified_gmt":"2008-09-28T14:36:08","slug":"on-consideration-of-bird-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2008\/09\/28\/on-consideration-of-bird-crap\/","title":{"rendered":"On consideration of Bird Crap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bird pooped on me yesterday morning.\u00c2\u00a0 It was one of those occasions which causes one to think and consider various matters of the Human Condition, Life, the Universe, Everything.\u00c2\u00a0 I thought about where the nearest faucet might be to drench the bird-shi&amp; away.\u00c2\u00a0 I also wondered which type of soap might be best to get it off of my hands.\u00c2\u00a0 Further, I contemplated whether I needed to put my coat into the washer or if I could just rinse it off and douse it with a towel a bit.\u00c2\u00a0 Deep thoughts all around.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bird pooped on me yesterday morning.\u00c2\u00a0 It was one of those occasions which causes one to think and consider various matters of the Human Condition, Life, the Universe, Everything.\u00c2\u00a0 I thought about where the nearest faucet might be to drench the bird-shi&amp; away.\u00c2\u00a0 I also wondered which type of soap might be best to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-the-ground"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}