“TVs are made out of human blood.”<\/p>\n
“What does that mean?”<\/p>\n
“Plasma tvs.”<\/p>\n
“Hm. Okay. The future, Today.”<\/p>\n
“I’ll look it up on wikipedia.”<\/p>\n
“There’s no way it can be the same plasma.”<\/p>\n
tap tap tap.\u00c2\u00a0 “This isn’t as sensational as I thought it might be.”<\/p>\n
“Well, you can just believe it.”<\/p>\n
“Sure.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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