{"id":2724,"date":"2007-12-18T23:13:27","date_gmt":"2007-12-19T06:13:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2007\/12\/18\/weighted\/"},"modified":"2007-12-18T23:13:27","modified_gmt":"2007-12-19T06:13:27","slug":"weighted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/2007\/12\/18\/weighted\/","title":{"rendered":"Weighted"},"content":{"rendered":"

“I’m going to lose weight this year.\u00c2\u00a0 I’m tired of being plump.”<\/p>\n

She is thinner from when I first met her (comb through this blog and you’d find a recounting of such).\u00c2\u00a0 She’s said any number of things such as this before, and I’ve elected to say “Hm”, or to grunt.\u00c2\u00a0 Desiring to say something more substantial, I think for a second, before saying,<\/p>\n

“I think I’m going to try to gain weight this year, and see if I can become morbidly obese.”<\/p>\n

Ba De… um… Dum?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“I’m going to lose weight this year.\u00c2\u00a0 I’m tired of being plump.” She is thinner from when I first met her (comb through this blog and you’d find a recounting of such).\u00c2\u00a0 She’s said any number of things such as this before, and I’ve elected to say “Hm”, or to grunt.\u00c2\u00a0 Desiring to say something […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-the-ground"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.struat.com\/election\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}